Swords!

[wedgeman]

As Newgrounds is as blood thirsty and messed up as me, I'll ask all of you if such a sword exists!

I'm looking for a sword, not a very particular one, just fulfilling these requirements; it has to be thick, kind of like a falchion, but also curved like a scimitar. But not curved like a machete or falchion, where the edge of the blade curves (can't remember the proper name for it >.<), but the blade itself.

Go ahead, names, pictures, anything!

[Ogirra]

Swords are so last century.

Plasma rifles with a 50 Kilowatt Range are where it's at.

[Dry-Ice]

Draw a picture maybe?

[YourFutureMaster]

So you are basically looking for a really big scimitar?

[Effsix]

If anyone does find it, don't give it to him. He'll just try to stab you up like a cockney nutjob.

[IceFireMudDragon]

Is this the type of sword you want? I draw a vague image of what was in my head in MSPaint, sorry if it sucks

[NatNar]

Swords? Dude you want a sword?
Here's a hint,
NUKULAR BOMBS AND PLASMATIC WEAPONRY FOR THE GOAL!!!!!!!!!
plus it was already found out that even a lance couldnt defeat a tank in WWII(They really did you spears against tanks in WWII like Poland and Ethiopia)

[SouthAsian]

This seems like an exceptional work of art and weaponry

[rewindmindE]

At 3/7/09 09:06 AM, NatNar wrote: Swords? Dude you want a sword?
Here's a hint,
NUKULAR BOMBS AND PLASMATIC WEAPONRY FOR THE GOAL!!!!!!!!!
plus it was already found out that even a lance couldnt defeat a tank in WWII(They really did you spears against tanks in WWII like Poland and Ethiopia)

what makes you think he can buy bombs and shit...
Hes asking for what kind of sword to get

dumbass

[ColorMeWhite]

Broad Sword? : o sorry if its wrong idk much about swords

[Boss]

A light saber would be MUCH cooler gosh.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 3/7/09 09:07 AM, SouthAsian wrote: This seems like an exceptional work of art and weaponry

Oooh, shiny. That's beautiful. That is indeed an exceptional work of art and weaponry.

[Taterlink]

Yay

[Toshirou]

All I can think of (a heavily curved blade) is "Katen Kyokotsu" from Bleach.

[Toshirou]

If it's the size of the sword, they don't get much bigger than this.
If you can't find it, it's the giant tower-like "structure" on the background

[Exodus212]

At 3/7/09 09:06 AM, NatNar wrote: Swords? Dude you want a sword?
Here's a hint,
NUKULAR BOMBS AND PLASMATIC WEAPONRY FOR THE GOAL!!!!!!!!!
plus it was already found out that even a lance couldnt defeat a tank in WWII(They really did you spears against tanks in WWII like Poland and Ethiopia)

Nukular = Nuclear

Plasmatic = Not a word

In WWI Jack Churchill fought through the entire war with a claymore and a longbow.

Get a clue jackass.

[Basement-Dungeon]

You mean a Kukri?

Coldsteel makes great ones. That shit can cut through anything.

[Basement-Dungeon]

Oh my bad, I suppose that counts as a curved edge to you...

so umm try a Chinese War Sword maybe?

[FurryFox]

At 3/7/09 11:18 AM, Toshirou wrote: If it's the size of the sword, they don't get much bigger than this.
If you can't find it, it's the giant tower-like "structure" on the background

God damn it all I know what sword your talking about but I can't remember the name.

[KrevZabijak]

At 3/7/09 12:15 PM, Basement-Dungeon wrote: Oh my bad, I suppose that counts as a curved edge to you...

so umm try a Chinese War Sword maybe?

I love the guards on those.
Sweet shit.

*hugs my black lacquered 5-foot katana and runs away from all this crazy curved blade business*

[Zombie-Toaster]

Because you could win a fight with a sword if your enemy has a shotgun. Either that or somebody has been watching too much Bleach.

[Basement-Dungeon]

At 3/7/09 12:22 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:

At 3/7/09 12:15 PM, Basement-Dungeon wrote: Oh my bad, I suppose that counts as a curved edge to you...

so umm try a Chinese War Sword maybe?

I love the guards on those.
Sweet shit.

*hugs my black lacquered 5-foot katana and runs away from all this crazy curved blade business*

Haha I remember seeing a cheap one like that, a replica of Sephi's sword. How is that working for ya? I might've bought it if the thing wasn't nearly as tall as I am. Doubt I'd be able to wield it properly.

Also did you watch the demonstration videos on that site? Some of their katanas can slice right through metal trash cans without any damage to the blade.

[KrevZabijak]

At 3/7/09 12:33 PM, Basement-Dungeon wrote:

At 3/7/09 12:22 PM, KrevZabijak wrote:

At 3/7/09 12:15 PM, Basement-Dungeon wrote: Oh my bad, I suppose that counts as a curved edge to you...

so umm try a Chinese War Sword maybe?

I love the guards on those.
Sweet shit.

*hugs my black lacquered 5-foot katana and runs away from all this crazy curved blade business*

Haha I remember seeing a cheap one like that, a replica of Sephi's sword. How is that working for ya? I might've bought it if the thing wasn't nearly as tall as I am. Doubt I'd be able to wield it properly.

Also did you watch the demonstration videos on that site? Some of their katanas can slice right through metal trash cans without any damage to the blade.

I would never use my katana, as my six-inch spec ops air force knife handed down to me from Col. Jack Cannon (Google his name, crazy fucker) seems more appropriate.
And besides, I'm five foot two. I can wield the katana well (and who can deny that a perfect nukitsuke does not look badass?), but there's nothing like a good quarter-turn knife throw. Heehee.

And I'd never buy a sword replica, that just isn't my gig. It would be nice I admit, but.. I'm just not that tempted.
Kay, done hijacking.

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 3/7/09 06:38 AM, Ogirra wrote: Swords are so last century.

Plasma rifles with a 50 Kilowatt Range are where it's at.

Not plasma rifles, it's laser guns with a huge laser when you fire it

[Orange-Jews]

sounds like youre looking for my DICK

[vdviking]

At 3/7/09 06:35 AM, wedgeman wrote: Go ahead, names, pictures, anything!

Try searching for scramasax/scramaseax or langsax/langseax/longsax/longseax.

[Aliensandwich]

Blank post.

[wedgeman]

At 3/7/09 10:31 AM, Taterlink wrote: Yay

Sorry everyone, I had to leave unexpectedly, but I'm back now.

Strangely, that's pretty close, just need it longer, and more curved.

[topdog2007]

what about a katana it curnved and sharp

[Dawnslayer]

The kopesh might be what you're looking for, if ancient weaponry is more your style.