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Funny strip club names.

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So last week I went down to Key West for the day. There was all kinds of crazy shit down there. But the main thing that got my attention were the names of the strip clubs. Unlike other places I've been to, this place had some pretty funny names for theirs. There was one strip club called Bare Assets. Another one was called Booby Trap. But the one that wins the gold in my opinion was the one called Pole Position. Pretty awesome.

Does anyone know of, or can make up some good strip club names?

Response to Funny strip club names. Mar 7, 2009


I got one! :D i call it "The End"


When zombies attack Earth...I will be there...boning ur girl!

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The Dripping Lolipop

Response to Funny strip club names. Mar 7, 2009


Guys Bar D:


DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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At 3/7/09 12:22 AM, Butt-Blast wrote: was the one called Pole Position.

oh how I love pole position!

Funny strip club names.


NPH, GOD

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"The Metal Slug" ;o


:]

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At 3/7/09 01:28 AM, Edufish9 wrote:
At 3/7/09 12:22 AM, Butt-Blast wrote: was the one called Pole Position.
oh how I love pole position!

Omg I fuckin' looooooooove that game!!!


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The Naughty Harlets
AMAZING


'Bizzy"

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granny panties ~~


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This one actually exists in Seatttle:

"Deja Vu Showgirls."

"Deja vu" is literally French for "I've already seen it."

Response to Funny strip club names. Mar 7, 2009


The Sleazy Slumville

I like it.

Bjork is hot.

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Porky's

i wanted to go in there, but i thought it might of been full of fat strippers lol

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Sleazy Joes.


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"I can't believe it's not a strip club!"


"Don't call me Shirley!"

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Kindergarten The blue crayon.

Wait, do you mean 'strip club' strip club or someplace where you can get your rocks off?

RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!

Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.

Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor

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At 3/7/09 06:31 AM, Ogirra wrote: "I can't believe it's not a strip club!"

Lol good one.

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"BadChina" would be a nice name


Hi

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At 3/7/09 06:31 AM, Ogirra wrote: "I can't believe it's not a strip club!"

Me neither!


That's what she said.

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I'd pick something that would tell you exactly what it is.

"Here be tits" would do.


BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.

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There's a strip joint in Dartmouth ,Nova Scotia, Canada called " Ralph's ".
I kid you not.


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I was going for vacation once and I saw this club called "Bunny Pen". I thought it was a fucking bunny center because nothing hinted it was a strip club. I come in there to see pole dancers dressed as bunnies. But I did stay, :D


Hewo

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Sophisticats in London

It's Sophisticated.


He'd Look Just Like You'd Want Him Too, Some Kind of Slick Chrome American Prince.

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