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Let's make video game porn titles!

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Cum on guys, time for a *gasp* attempt at fun on the VG forum.

Anyways, you know the drill. Take a beloved video game and turn it into some X-Rated-maso-sado porno title.

I'll start.

- Left 4 Head,
- Mirror's Hedge (as in bush... nevermind.)
- Hemorrhoid Prime (not really X-Rated...)
- Skeet Fighter IV
- Balls (Actual game on SNES)
- Battlechoads

That's basically all I can think of at the moment. Now it's your turn.

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 20:44:07


Ballsout 3.


Stop looking

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 20:46:25


GTAnal.

FTW!

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 20:47:32


At 2/21/09 08:46 PM, DocSprite wrote:

GTAnal.

There are actually a series of Porno's called Grand Theft Anal: Volume (XX)

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 20:48:13


resident evil

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 20:57:07


At 2/21/09 08:48 PM, exmorbid wrote: resident evil

Idiot.

The Pink Box

Way too easy

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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:04:02


Cock of Duty: Whores on Whores.

COD WaW

i dont give a fuck a million dollars im a samurai

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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:09:11


Final Fantasy...

It could work.

A more constructive input:

Metal Gear: Solid Snake

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:19:34


Rainbow Six: Guys Locker-room

Brothers in Arms: Road to XXX

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:21:05


Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:26:49


At 2/21/09 09:09 PM, KartoTolmex wrote: Metal Gear: Solid Snake

For bonus creativity points, I'd go with Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes, but that seems too predictable...

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:36:26


Mass Erect


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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:37:39


At 2/21/09 09:36 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Mass Erect

Hah. Forgot about that.

Nobody said Womb Raider?


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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:37:48


Cock Band 2


This sig is entirely made of text.

Now enjoy it.

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:38:04


Super Hornio Bros.
Sonic the Homohog
Crotchjam & Earl...

The list goes on and on...


Sig by BlueHippo - AMA

Formerly PuddinN64 - BBS, Icon, and Portal Mod

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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:38:30


At 2/21/09 09:26 PM, SockMyDink wrote:
For bonus creativity points, I'd go with Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes, but that seems too predictable...

I'll actually try now:

Lord of the Ringpieces; (Wouldn't surprise me if that was real)
Swing Away GILF (Swing Away Golf)
Rim-man 2: Silent Ass of Sin
R.E.A.R.
Head Rising

Shadow of the Colossus would work too untouched, for those monster cock type movies

That'll do for the moment

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:39:07


At 2/21/09 09:04 PM, RiuTenshin wrote: Cock of Duty: Whores on Whores.
COD WaW

Not do forgot Cock of Duty 4: Modern Whorefare.
Also, Cock of Duty: Big Black Cock


i dont give a fuck a million dollars im a samurai

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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:44:03


got these off the internet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBrzFU0ad 0w


// LETTERBOXD //

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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:47:48


At 2/21/09 09:44 PM, MakeshiftMovies wrote: got these off the internet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBrzFU0ad 0w

Some of his were quite good, but he's obviously a closet queer.

And obviously a cunt for occupying himself thinking of and making a video of these things.

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:54:20


At 2/21/09 09:44 PM, MakeshiftMovies wrote: got these off the internet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBrzFU0ad 0w

Lol DOOM... no "POON"
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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 21:58:08


Street Hooker IV

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 22:55:23


Not exactly a video game, but...
Scrotum Destroyer


At 5/11/59 09:17 PM, Wolverine said:

| No no-neck redneck dumps on my wife and gets away with it!

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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 22:56:29


At 2/21/09 09:58 PM, hansari wrote: Street Hooker IV

Damn you suck. That was HORRIBLE.


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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 22:58:40


The nipples of Zelda XD


Fuck sigs

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 22:59:34


The legend of Zelda, condom of breakatude.

eh.

I GOT AFRO! DO YOU GOT AFRO?

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 23:03:06


Super Mario Blowers.

tehee. hee. HA.

Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 23:08:12


At 2/21/09 08:42 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Now it's your turn.

Tom Jeremy's Split Her Cell: Double Pleasure.

That's a stealth game for you!!!


Ezekiel 25:69

: "He masturbated with great vengence and furious anger, striking those who

: attempted to poison and destroy his unit..."

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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 23:09:04


At 2/21/09 11:08 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote:
At 2/21/09 08:42 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Now it's your turn.
Tom Jeremy's Split Her Cell: Double Pleasure.

That's a stealth game for you!!!

THERE WE GO! A grade-A title.


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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 23:10:44


Mario Penis: Whore Tour
Metroid: Primal Urges
HaLo: Handjob Lotion (yeah I'm struggling here)
Alien Homonid
Vibrator Hero

That's me done.


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Response to Let's make video game porn titles! 2009-02-21 23:17:06


Command & Cock-her 3