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Nsfw Vagina Vagina

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Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:25:30


2 things...

Why is the vaginal opening so far away from the clitoris?
Wouldnt it be much better for the clitoris to be closer so more pleasure during sex could be achieved...?

And why dont men have a pee hole and an ejaculation hole?

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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:26:35


At 2/12/09 03:25 PM, MyMonkey wrote: And why dont men have a pee hole and an ejaculation hole?

Because we're better.

Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:27:17


1. Too much stimulation of the clitoris can irritate it and become painful.

2. Efficiency


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:28:14


At 2/12/09 03:26 PM, LobsterJohnson wrote:
Because we're better.

It's all junk, so why not let it come out from the same hole?


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:29:05


The clitoris, as much as it's a organ devoted to pleasure, has no use on a woman's body. Infact, nobody knows why it exists anyway. Maybe for the woman to want to have sex, but then, we come down to what you just said:

The penis doesn't make contact with the clitoris.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:29:49


How awkward would it be to have seperate holes...

Where would it go? D:


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:31:46


Lol at the view count, just shows what having NSFW and vagina in a thread title will do.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:31:53


At 2/12/09 03:28 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 2/12/09 03:26 PM, LobsterJohnson wrote:
Because we're better.
It's all junk, so why not let it come out from the same hole?

One mans junk is another (wo)mans pleasure.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:33:56


At 2/12/09 03:29 PM, joabos wrote: The clitoris, as much as it's a organ devoted to pleasure, has no use on a woman's body. Infact, nobody knows why it exists anyway. Maybe for the woman to want to have sex, but then, we come down to what you just said:

The penis doesn't make contact with the clitoris.

For the same reason some Apes have sex all they long without impragnating one another: social status.

Only difference is that pleasure allows us to find the right partner. Of course, I'm talking about 10.000 years ago when this was something actually taking place.

Pleasure had a big part in choosing a sexual partner, and couples would often have sex for years before having a child. That's why it's there; sexual selection.

So some people do know why it exists, and it very well has a relevant function on the female body because sexual selection is just as important now as it was then.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:36:51


1. Seeing how sensitive that thing is, it's good it doesn't get pulled into the vagina during intercourse. Now we can just rub against it with our lower abdomen and stimulate it manually during intercourse. It's actually situated pretty well.

2. I don't know if it's a good thing to have to pee throu a whole that's made for great expansion (childbirth) I don't think the muscles would be sufficient to withhold the pee and such. I'm sure there is a logical explanation more detailed than this.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:37:46


Jeasus 522 views already? holy shit.

God damned NG pervs x.x


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:40:16


At 2/12/09 03:33 PM, Vincoid wrote: Pleasure had a big part in choosing a sexual partner, and couples would often have sex for years before having a child. That's why it's there; sexual selection.

So monkeys with huge cocks had all the babes? lol

So some people do know why it exists, and it very well has a relevant function on the female body because sexual selection is just as important now as it was then.

Theres no need for the female orgasm. You dont need it to have babies and you dont need it to live...
The male orgasm on the other hand is needed for babies to be formed. Why else would men bother to have babies.
Men are stronger than women so they can rape them if they say no.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:41:14


At 2/12/09 03:25 PM, MyMonkey wrote:
And why dont men have a pee hole and an ejaculation hole?

It would be weird having 2 holes on it.

Also who is making love with the F5 or refresh button?

Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:42:09


At 2/12/09 03:25 PM, MyMonkey wrote: 2 things...

I see 3 questions, but meh.

Why is the vaginal opening so far away from the clitoris?

It's all to do with how the external genitalia develop. For the first 6 weeks, a foetus' sex is impossible to determine without genetic tests, because the same basic structures present in a 6-week old foetus can develop into either gender over the rest of the pregnancy. The exact shape of either gender is tied to the same original blueprint, so certain bits of both genders don't make as much sene as they could, were they more 'purpose built'.

Wouldnt it be much better for the clitoris to be closer so more pleasure during sex could be achieved...?

Sure.... if you wanted you're girlfriend to last about 5 minutes.

And why dont men have a pee hole and an ejaculation hole?

Simple: Urine keeps the tube clean, and stops semen from congealing inside it (potentially blocking the urethra). Because of this, using the same tube is better than two seperate ones.

Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:44:54


And why dont men have a pee hole and an ejaculation hole?

because women don't have an ejaculation hole


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:44:59


At 2/12/09 03:42 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Sure.... if you wanted you're girlfriend to last about 5 minutes.

FYI, women can get multiple orgasms.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:54:34


At 2/12/09 03:29 PM, joabos wrote:
The penis doesn't make contact with the clitoris.

False, you don't contact it directly, but do you contact it, trust me.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 15:59:19


The woman genitalia isn't made to have pleasure. Fetuses start somehow hermaphrodites, and then depending on the gender, the organs move and change. The clitoris is only the remnant of the fetus's primitive penis.

Also the female "lips" become part of the males' scrotum skin.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 16:00:21


At 2/12/09 03:44 PM, MyMonkey wrote: FYI, women can get multiple orgasms.

I'm well aware of that. I'm also aware of the fact that, so far, no recorded multiple orgasm has itself lasted longer than about 2 minutes (your 'standard' orgasm lasts around 10-15 seconds, so you can imagine the number of orgasms in a row it would take to break that record).
Yes, women can theoretically go forever, since nothing is 'lost' in the process. In practice, however, even a professional porn star would get tired after about 90 seconds (how the hell one lasted 2 minutes, I've no idea, but apparently it did).
So, that's 5 minutes, plus about 1 or 2 more before even the most well-trained and physically fit girl gets tired and wants to stop.

Still sound like a good idea?

Also, LOL, over 800 views! You sure know how to attract the masses!

Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 16:07:38


I wonder how many female newgrounders are watching this thread and laughing.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 16:08:34


the clit might possibly be out of the way for childbirth reasons too. the vagina opens up pretty big and the clit would be under alot of tension if closer

Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 16:08:34


At 2/12/09 04:00 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Still sound like a good idea?

Yes, it does. No more waiting for the girl, just blow you load up that bitch.

Also, LOL, over 800 views! You sure know how to attract the masses!

The magic word is "vagina".


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 16:12:19


Girls have more sort of sensitive places in their Vagina, that can give the same sensation as a Clit.
That's why when your penis is under 12cm or 5,5inch, you're in a scientific way fucked, because
with some women their "sensitive spot" is 5,5inches deep in their Vagina.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 16:14:17


At 2/12/09 03:28 PM, Gagsy wrote:
At 2/12/09 03:26 PM, LobsterJohnson wrote:
Because we're better.
It's all junk, so why not let it come out from the same hole?

Chunk junk.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-02-12 16:16:06


At 2/12/09 03:25 PM, MyMonkey wrote: 2 things...

Why is the vaginal opening so far away from the clitoris?
Wouldnt it be much better for the clitoris to be closer so more pleasure during sex could be achieved...?

Because we don't decide where we put our things.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-06-14 14:08:21


This is just disgusting


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-06-14 14:13:15


At 2/12/09 03:25 PM, MyMonkey wrote: Why is the vaginal opening so far away from the clitoris?

Because women are toughtful and men are assholes. I mean, us man don't care about whether or not we spray a girl with something we've pissed out of 5 minutes earlier. (Still like giving them BJs girls? ;-) )
Besides this, I can understand that if a girl needs to give birthwhile pissing, the separation might come in handy.

Wouldnt it be much better for the clitoris to be closer so more pleasure during sex could be achieved...?

I sexcond Vincoid at that. It's 5 times more effective at that distance and I think girls can all agree with that.

And why dont men have a pee hole and an ejaculation hole?

Because we're asholes. That's why.


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-06-14 14:14:30


1,326 views, and so little replies...u perverted pplzzz


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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-06-14 14:15:32


The clitoris is much bigger then you think, thought the tip has the most concetrated nerve endings the whole clitoris wraps around that whole area. As shown below. Not to mention direct stimulation does not feel as good as you think.
Not to mention... G spot.

thanks Human Sexuality.

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Response to Nsfw Vagina Vagina 2009-06-14 14:17:16


and that's why I'm glad to have a penis.


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