Here's a list we've come up with from the other thread. I just made a huge list. HERE WE GO!
WHAT WE LEARNED FROM VIDEO GAMES
-Never take cover behind an oil barrel.
-After someone shoots you in the face with a rocket all you have to do is wait 5 seconds and your good as new!
-The Cake is a lie.
-Samus is a woman.
-Hedgehogs are earth's fastest creatures.
-Plumbers and Giant spiky turtles are natural enemies.
-For every good thing that exists, there are 10 bad things.
-Tiers are for queers.
-And most importantly, when to do a barrel roll.
-That pressing x twice in mid air allows you to double jump
-Never try to get 6 stars in New York.
-Eating food will heal you completly if you eat enough, even you have been cut and burned.
-Eat any wild mushrooms you see except the purple ones.
-Green pipes make for great highways
-Headcrabs tend to linger in dark air ducts.
-If you can't lose the cops, eject a mile up over the water. you will be catapulted out of their range and you will be fine.
-always aim for the head.
-Never use a flame thrower against zombies... in World At War youll be chased by flaming zombies that take like 70 fuckin minutes to burn
-It taught me how to open most locks with a screwdriver and a bobby pin.
-Putting on a bandana gives you infinite ammo
-Stealing cars is as simple as running up and opening the door. The driver won't resist in any way, and others in the street won't give a shit.
-I learnt that shooting at the ground with a rocket launcher will propel you to where you want to go.
-I also learnt that swallowing someone will net you their special ability
-if you attack a chicken, it will call its buddies to murder you
-Eating a green mushroom with a face will give you an extra life when you die.
-You get 7 kills and you get your own helicopter.
-There is no possible way to die if you are on a skateboard.
-Guitars only have 5 playable frets
-Tipping your guitar up makes the crowd GO WILD
-Mario's parties are fucking insane.
-World War I and II were single handedly won by an unknown protagonist.
-Skateboarding and bike riding are easy and inflict no damage to you if you fall from a twenty foot drop onto concrete.
-Humans can take an unlimited amount of bullets before dying.
-Body armour can be slowly taken away.
-Theres a cheat code for everything..
