At 3/31/11 11:53 AM, Chronamut wrote:
No woman in the world DOESN'T want to be called beautiful.

If the media didn't enforce fake body tans, over-use of make-up, and plastic surgeries, then girls wouldn't mind being called beautiful.

WIMMENZ
women are easy to talk to.. just keep asking them questions about themselves. women like to feel important.
and compliment them during the conversation.

And if you go up to a girl and simply say "Hi, my name is ______. I just wanted to talk to you because i was noticing how beautiful you are." It will work. Just be genuin when you say it and try to throw that line out when she is not with her friends. Her friends will make talking to her more difficult especially if you go balls out with a line like that. Even the sweetest girl in the world might feel nervous and pressureed if you drop a bomb like that on her infront of her friends

If the girl scoffs at you or gives you an attitude that simply means she is socially inept or a total bitch. As chron said. A Women is not some magical thing that needs to be unlocked. Just be yourself, be a good listener and be a nice guy.

At 3/31/11 04:55 AM, FairSquare wrote:

At 3/31/11 04:46 AM, YouriX wrote: I wouldnt recommand Newgrounds humor though. Telling dick jokes to a girl will make you sound like a pervert.

So that's what i've been doing wrong

LOL! However it would still be funny to me if someone actually did that.

At 3/31/11 12:10 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: WIMMENZ
women are easy to talk to.. just keep asking them questions about themselves. women like to feel important.
and compliment them during the conversation.

^This
But dont overdo it though. To much compliments may come on to strong. Dont be to obvious.

At 3/31/11 12:10 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: Just be yourself, be a good listener and be a nice guy.

Nice guys finish last.

At 3/31/11 12:28 PM, Chronamut wrote: also DON'T be clingy - it becoems very obvious when someoen is so anamoured with you it becoems creepy - I've had that happen to me and any interest in the person quickly dies.

Unless you're both clingy :p

At 3/31/11 12:28 PM, Chronamut wrote: also DON'T be clingy - it becoems very obvious when someoen is so anamoured with you it becoems creepy - I've had that happen to me and any interest in the person quickly dies.

Clingy is bad, best way to handle it is simply to play it cool.. be excited to see her but make yourself busy in between and don't bend over backwards to see her unless things get serious. Plus being social and funny with her friends is VERY VERY important. no girl wants you in their life unless you fit in nicely with her crowd of friends.

At 3/31/11 12:28 PM, Chronamut wrote: also DON'T be clingy - it becoems very obvious when someoen is so anamoured with you it becoems creepy - I've had that happen to me and any interest in the person quickly dies.

Yeah, don´t you just hate that!

At 3/31/11 12:20 PM, YouriX wrote:

At 3/31/11 04:55 AM, FairSquare wrote:

At 3/31/11 04:46 AM, YouriX wrote: I wouldnt recommand Newgrounds humor though. Telling dick jokes to a girl will make you sound like a pervert.

So that's what i've been doing wrong

LOL! However it would still be funny to me if someone actually did that.

Well if you're looking for sex and not a relationship, it's actually best to get on the subject of sex as quick as possible. That way she's comfortable about such things around you. While maybe the classic NG dick jokes won't work, you have to work with something.

And don't ever suck up and compliment them all the time. Make them work for their compliments so you don't seem like a pussy. When a girl tells you something don't be like "that's awesome!" instantly. Tease them about stuff. Don't piss them off, just do it in a friendly way. When you do that successfully it subconsciously "challenges" the woman to be better to you, and then she works to impress you, not the other way around.

Also have a huge penis and drive a Ferrari.

At 3/31/11 01:45 PM, EricFreeman wrote:

Also have a huge penis and drive a Ferrari.

So say we all

At 3/30/11 05:45 PM, Phoog wrote:

It was a uni assignment, had to do one for a small 'wack-a-mole' type shooter game. Then had to recreate a level of sonic and then full on do all the sound work for Robocop 2D. Effort.

Sure sounds like a mouthful. /- Robocop 2D sounds interesting??

At 3/31/11 01:45 PM, EricFreeman wrote:

Also i drive a Ferrari because i have a small penis

Fixed it for ya buddy

Actually, surprisingly enough some dick jokes can be effective... You just have to approach a girl like you're not approaching her with a planned out set of guidelines... There are no RULES to talking to a girl, and if you say there are then you should probably insert an xbox into your urethra.

Just shut the fuck up and be natural, if she doesn't like you, she doesn't like you... You shouldn't change how you act to talk to someone, especially a girl, because you know what you call that if you end up in a relationship with them?

Settling

Don't settle, find someone who loves you for who you are and I guarantee you'll be 100000 times happier than if you follow some guidelines to find a "hot chick"

Also, spoiler alert:

Hot Chicks are shit in bed

Find a fun cute girl, they're much more satisfying.

At 3/31/11 02:18 PM, Envy wrote: Also, spoiler alert:

Hot Chicks are shit in bed

Find a fun cute girl, they're much more satisfying.

I have noticed that smarter women are often better in bed, so yeah

At 3/31/11 02:08 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote:

At 3/31/11 01:45 PM, EricFreeman wrote:

Also i drive a Ferrari because i have a small penis

Fixed it for ya buddy

I'd trade the size of my penis for a Ferrari.

Hey, most of the feeling is in the first four inches anyways, right? :P

At 3/31/11 02:56 PM, Bjra wrote: bjra's kinoescalation expert technique

wait for the right moment when shes not looking and put your cock into her hand.

1 in 25 women will have see with you right there. proven statistic

dont believe me, go try it

Very relevant

At 3/31/11 02:56 PM, Bjra wrote: bjra's kinoescalation expert technique

wait for the right moment when shes not looking and put your cock into her hand.

1 in 25 women will have see with you right there. proven statistic

dont believe me, go try it

I approve of this. Forget my last advice. This one is a winner. ;)

Music Related
Well, dogs are musical sometimes... like Snoop, right ?

At 3/31/11 08:02 PM, sorohanro wrote: like Snoop, right ?

That haircut makes me think of Justin Beaver.

that is sweet

Oh man, I just wanted someone to say goodluck hahaha. A page of discussion on how to approach women can be fun though.

At 4/1/11 11:07 AM, B0UNC3 wrote: I'm pregnant, it's a unicorn.

lulz apirl f00lz!

This has been the lamest April Fools day ever.

At 4/1/11 11:43 AM, B0UNC3 wrote: Agreed, the most obnoxious thing someone tried to pull on me was "I'm pregnant, and you're the father"....Totaly ignoring the fact I haven't even met her.

Almost had me fooled 8-)

She was HAWT! wasn´t she!?

At 4/1/11 12:23 PM, B0UNC3 wrote:

At 4/1/11 11:44 AM, hamstercake wrote:

At 4/1/11 11:43 AM, B0UNC3 wrote: Agreed, the most obnoxious thing someone tried to pull on me was "I'm pregnant, and you're the father"....Totaly ignoring the fact I haven't even met her.

Almost had me fooled 8-)

She was HAWT! wasn´t she!?

Yes, she is...... But that's totally beside the point :O

You should've reacted like you already had a suspicion and like you actually believed her. Then when she tells you that it was a joke and that you took it too seriously, just say that you don't believe it's a joke because she can't be that cruel.
''It really was a joke, we haven't even slept together!''
''Pffft, like you need to sleep together to make a baby..''

Or well, that's what i would've done. So you probably did the right thing by not reacting that way.

So I've decided. I'm coming out! I'm full on gay!!! So get used to it!

April Fools Day

So has anyone stumbled upon the "subtle" change Tom made?

At 4/1/11 09:12 PM, Tzunami wrote: April Fools Day

So has anyone stumbled upon the "subtle" change Tom made?

My theory that the "treasure hunt" itself is the joke.

At 4/1/11 09:12 PM, Tzunami wrote: So has anyone stumbled upon the "subtle" change Tom made?

I have searched, but to no avail.

At 4/1/11 09:14 PM, Back-From-Purgatory wrote:

At 4/1/11 09:12 PM, Tzunami wrote: April Fools Day

So has anyone stumbled upon the "subtle" change Tom made?

My theory that the "treasure hunt" itself is the joke.

Well.. I looked at todays featured member, it seemed to fit, but I don't think that's it.

New Carpeting

Haven't had any internet since Tuesday morning, been pretty bored. So what'd I miss?

...

Never mind, don't answer that. I skimmed a few pages and some images. :<