At 12/4/08 11:56 AM, Furryfox wrote: you have an awesome teacher.
I actually do, really. He actually browses Newgrounds and Youtube.
Also, he's 25, so he's not a pedophile.
Ignorance is bliss, kids.
There is an elephant in the way.
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this thread is full of so much win!
AMV? In case you were wondering how I was blinded and why I am make shoes, click on my sig to find out. NAO!!!
Shows how greatly prepared my pal is for a math quiz. Sorry for the blur, camera phone.
No pics, but I accidently printed out some science work... where every third word was quack. It was a joke I was playing with my friend. I had to quickly give her another copy.
Epic bump.
Finally remembered to post that Geography thing.
At 11/30/08 02:38 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: I salute this man.
hehehe, old picture like the one with the triangule
This thread inspires me to do that on one of my tests.
At 2/18/09 05:16 PM, Homosecksual wrote: This thread inspires me to do that on one of my tests.
I have a test tomorrow. Let's hope I get an easily exploitable question.
Yes, I'll post pictures. But not inappropriate ones. I'm a good student.
At 12/2/08 04:26 PM, BalaamAbaddon wrote:At 12/2/08 04:22 PM, MasterOfDaWay666 wrote: The only question I got right at my maths test.really? thats awesome your teacher must be realllllly cool.
If you can't read it, it says: Mudkipz, and the teacher responded: I heard you like em.
Or really fucking stupid and immature, like everyone who thinks old memes are cool.
'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony this life
At 11/30/08 02:38 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: I salute this man.
You would think the teacher would hand out some credit for originality.
French tanks have six gears, 5 reverse, and one forward in case they are ever attacked from behind
Here's one that I have not seen here yet.
Njoy
French tanks have six gears, 5 reverse, and one forward in case they are ever attacked from behind
At 11/30/08 03:33 PM, Diglet wrote: Cant beat this one.
That, sir, may very well be the funniest thing i have ever seen..
I don't get the elephant one. Do I have to be in physics to understand?
Strychnine and cyanide. A healthy part of this complete breakfast.
At 2/18/09 08:23 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: I don't get the elephant one. Do I have to be in physics to understand?
Well... sort of.
in outer space there will be no law to keep me from love
At 11/30/08 04:19 PM, TJoyal wrote: So childish it's funny
the cowbirdcatdog fucks fish?
yes it is an animal.
Bringing back old shit.
What's the elephant's name?Is it blue?
Life is nothing without Newgrounds.
At 12/4/08 09:21 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: I'm running low on these things.
Hah, that is brilliant, the first bit of it is as well ''only one below 25''.
Fuck, our algebra teacher made us redo a test, for the second time, and I still didn't get it.
SO MANY CHANCES.
Although I think my Science teacher would get my jokes more.
It's America's Hat!
Am I the only one who loves the title of this thread?
Here, have a picture:
oops, i didn't realize that pic was already posted. here's a new one.
His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:
Dear Michael,
Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Sincerely,
Professor William Turner
P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
At 2/18/09 08:07 PM, Snicp wrote: win
already been posted newb.
God, I can't even imagine how many times I've done this in an exam:
I was never THAT honest about it, though!
At 11/30/08 02:38 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: I salute this man.
So do I.
At 2/19/09 04:32 PM, evan210 wrote: Win.
HAHA I love how its a bunch of lines and just one word.
At 11/30/08 03:33 PM, Diglet wrote: Cant beat this one.
But you can beat a woman.
"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
" - Barry Goldwater.
At 2/18/09 08:23 PM, Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud wrote: I don't get the elephant one. Do I have to be in physics to understand?
Yes. Now shut up and go work with women since you're so stupid. make me want to choke a bitch.
At 11/15/09 09:26 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:At 11/15/09 09:22 PM, Diddy wrote: I absolutely adore this thread :)That made it from /b/ to here pretty fast.
Is it on /b/? I never even checked.
