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The Smirking Prolapse (cool song listen!!)


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I made that for a video game!! I was inhibriated, a friend of mine had a saxophone but didn't know a thing about saxophones! So I tell him, I would love to listen to your saxophone. My friend turned himself into a virtuose! C'est la vie!

I assure you, I am not lying, why would I ever lie on this platform, I used to before, but now I just want people to see mee as pure as possible. Insult me: I'll be really sad. My whole day will be ruined. I usually wake up at 8am but I always skip breakfast, I know I need to take my glucides, my sugary darling baby cereals but I never end up being hungry you know: so I skip it.


I slam my hand (gently) onto the table and brush my teeth. It tastes wierd, people never talk about the food in cinema, video games or litterature, or even music!!! that's the worse of it all! Food is so good man, I made my self some afghan basmati rice that I cook myself with some kind of stew. I always make the onions cry : I DON'T FRY THEM

  • First you take the basmati rice and you put it in a big bowl that you fill up with water
  • * * * You can either wait 45 minutes and rince the rice to get the amidon, amygdala, Padme Admidalai lama out, YOU DON'T SCRATCH THE RICE, SCRATCHING THE RICE WILL BREAK IT, you gently stroke it to get the amido express out don't scratch it please
  • then you get rid of the dirty water with a strainer, meanwhile you heat up a whole kettle full of water (not middle ages kettle! I hate the fact that I don't really know the exact terminology of what it could actually be) you wait it to boil
  • You put the rice in there, just wait 5 minutes! even less it will already inflate, you'll see!

-> Then itso cool because you get to put the rice on the strainer again, and then put the rice in the kettle to let it heat up!! you do that by making a nice hill with the rice, add salt if you want. ONCE THE RICE HILL IS MADE YOU make some holes on the top of the hill and put some oil (it's to make sure that the rice doesn't fry and destroy the bottom of the kettle).

Wait 12 minutes and tadaaaa

It's so good, food is good! Video games are about dramas, sadness and such, it's never about food or the just the simple pleasure to share a beer and talk about what's great and wrong with life! You know who I like? Jacques Demy, he makes the most happy movies ever. I am sure he was a great cook!

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This description is probably the most interesting thing I've read in a while. This is.... Absolute death to my ears, not because the idea is bad, but because it probably could be lit with better mixing (drums with the exception of the kick need to come up), more understandable structuring and sounding a bit less thrown together, and probably better recording quality but I don't really care about that if you're going as avantgarde as this.

Also, is that a mixcraft kick? I feel like it's a mixcraft kick.

Followed because I like weird shit.

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Jul 26, 2020
8:07 AM EDT
Video Game
File Info
5.5 MB
2 min 24 sec

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