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The Crusades Soft Porn


Author Comments

A short theme for a video introduction for a festival that never happened because of the Covid-19.

I also lost my job because of that, but it's okay because I am a Canadian now.

It's a 30 seconds track I made using... well tons of things, the rythmics come from my very sensible mouth. I started panting at the idea that our lives are just stroked out of that sweet sweet sweet mouth of mine, NECTAR! NECTAR! you know basic things for basic bitches. I like that about myself, It wasn't about the friends I made along the way but my own Willpower*. I mostly come home everyday with a cool David Lynch mask with the red carpet things because I like to show myself as a man of culture, it doesn't mean that I am one, it just means that I am happy that way, I feel completed, like some kind of ego (not the bad one, no no no) that just... you know, watch over me, like Jimini Cricket. I don't like to mock people, to tell them "You're cringe! Look at yourself, you should be ashamed!" I love communicating with people ! It's so exciting to think that I am able to communicate with people from everywhere!! The feeling of pure security, yes. I... I mean I love it and all. I used to live in a small village in the nowhere of Europe, my accent? well what do you mean, I love it, the town, I like it less but I never returned.I say: never did I ever return there. I miss it. You know, when you miss something or someone so much that the whole object just becomes a blurry mess. I like this mess, like you, you like mess, you like everything that comes between this thermodynamics concept of order and chaos. A lot of video games/ animes love to fiddle with that concept, so much that it becomes more some kind of trope. Yeah I said it, a trope. No reason to dislike these kind of medias, we are free to do whatever we want. Name dropping blablabla, it's not about showing our references, it's not a contest, I am not different, I just like to type things. I especially like this feeling. Are you still reading? Thank you, That's really nice. My heart is full of joy. Say, Is my syntax and/or grammar alright? Speaking the language is easy: writing isn't. I took an English Litterature course; it really honed my skills in writing. I, however, still am afraid of making a huge mess full of mistakes. I want to be better, to act better, to interact with people.

You have no idea how much it is hard to be able to write a simple message to the english audience when your native language is some mumbo jumbo you learn to impress people. I feel tired right now. Thank you for reading me :-) :-)

*I used a capital because I thought It would catch the attention for you. You know, the concept of willpower is so important and so good for people. It's not complicated to understand as it is not some of that "bourgeois" language : it's not your "raison de vivre" your "coup de grace" : it's just Willpower.

Thank you!! you are great!!

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Jul 26, 2020
7:46 AM EDT
Video Game
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1.2 MB
31 sec

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