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Date: 2 573 078.M42

The origin of this heretical musical piece dates to 059.M42, it was found on the cogitator of an adept of ill repute within the shrine world of Sanctus IV, no doubt placed there by Drukhari Mandrakes or some other infiltrating force. This particular file was cause for the execution of Adept Benedict, who by opening the file, also opened a hidden adjunct executable which uploaded and played the loathsome piece on every cogitator within a quarter of the planet's network. Due to this, a purge had to take place in order to cleanse the civilian population of such heretical thought provoked by this tainted music. Calling it music is hardly fitting, concerning the abrasive quality of whatever instruments were used to produce these sounds. Apparently, thanks to contact from the Adeptus Musica from Holy Terra, the genre of music played here is known as "heavy metal", which originated in M2 in Holy Terra itself. It has been obviously perverted by the Drukhari "performers" playing it. Sources indicate the piece was commissioned to a Drukhari musical group whose name translates as "Vect's Dick" in Eldar tongue, whose slogan reads as "WE'LL MURDERFUCK YOUR EARS", in all caps apparently. If I am so bold as to make an assumption based on past experience, the song tells of an Adept from a disgraced Inquisitor's retinue who was grossly misused on a "mission" to gather information on top Drukhari gladiatrix Lelith Hesperax. It was later found that this so called mission was nothing but gathering footage and sensations for the Inquisitor's own erotic amusement. Such things are not tolerated in our organization and as such, this Inquisitor has been excommunicated and exiled from imperial worlds, as well as the adept, whose name I shall not write due to his willing and openly heretical consortion with xenos filth. This file has been provided to you as a means of reviewing Drukhari interference within Imperial worlds, you are to immediately write down your notes and reviews then report to your nearest confessor to recieve your punishment in order to purge the heretical thoughts this piece communicates. Failiure to do so will result in demotion, excommunication, or death. The following is the lyrical content of the piece:
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Hesperax's Pet

Darkness surrounds me like a shroud of gloom
Captured and bound, heading to a certain doom
At her command, to your new queen you'll kneel
The Emperor won't save you from this pain you'll feel

In cathedral darkness I was trained to bleed
For the Queen of knives and her most lustful greed
By her hands I'll know what pain really means
Mistress Hesperax, forever my queen

The nails on my back pierce me all the way through
Whip me baby I can't get it up 'til you do
Sadistic love bites oh please feed off my pain
On my knees I serve you whole, body and brain

In cathedral darkness I was trained to bleed
For the Queen of Commorragh and her every need
By her hands I'll know what hell awaits me
Mistress Hesperax, never set me free

You've captured my mind and you've captured my soul
I'm lost in the torment you've dealt on my whole
Deny me release or milk me 'till near death
I'll await all your loving with bated breath
I've long forgotten my fears of heresy
I've left behind notions of purity
What I've felt from her I'll take to my grave
Lelith Hesperax, forever your slave
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Stay vigilant for taint within the Imperium of Man.

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Thought for the day: Covet not heretical xeno ass

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Whoo, well that was a doozy of an introduction. I almost didn't make anything for the knockout round, I'll be honest, nothing was coming up and everything I did was not satisfying to me plus my hands were hurting like fuck when I tried to play fast so that was discouraging. But then the 4th came and I nutted the fuck up and decided to TRY REALLY HARD to get something out because just letting it slide was going to be a shamefur dispray. So I jammed out some radical riffs and wrote the drums and got to work and I was almost done until I entered the forums at 11PM and saw that the deadline was extended. WELL THAT WAS A FUCKING RELIEF. I decided I'd ring up a bro that has an interface and an SM57 and he lended me that shit, thanks to that I recorded the leads and the vocals, which I'm proud to say are my best sounding yet. I intentionally left the rhythm guitars as originally recorded because I found out I couldn't reproduce that filth with the interface, plus the bass already sounded good enough from the original recording so I left it as is. Anyway the tune's based on a 1d4chan Warhammer 40k smutfic called Hesperax's Pet, you can look it up so you can get an idea heh.

I'd also like to dedicate this piece to every metalhead smut artist on NG and even if they're not metalheads it's cool, please never stop drawing tiddies and thicc bitches.

PS if you're wondering what it says in the end, reverse it :^). It's probably some Chaos Slaneeshi meddling.

EDIT 8/22/2019 - Didn't advance to next round, but hey what the hell, this song kicks ass so idgaf. I was unhappy with the mix of the NGUAC version I submitted so I took the next few days to try and remix this fucking thing, then giving up halfway through because I'd saved over the original mix with a terrible version and I had no idea how to remix it but then the judges helped me out and now it's ok
EDIT 9/8/2019 - Wow uh, frontpage? No shit? Fuck, thanks a lot then, no joke.
Also cover image is a qt lelith by Lutherniel