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I debated against posting this. But in the long run I don't think I should be ashamed of the things I write for the hell of it. I'm just glad I never wrote that tune about Manyuu Hikencho. Anyway, this song is super fucking old, I believe I wrote it around August/September 2012 when I was playing a ton of Skullgirls and my puerile 17 year old mind could not pass up writing about best girl whose body SCREAMED sex and violence. So here's my cheeky, kinda cringe but fuck it I'm having fun ode to Skullgirls' Valentine, a paragon of the Hanzou Hippocratic oath. The original was a bit more straightforward and didn't have as much bass noodling, plus the guitar solo was quite crappier, so I guess I could call this the definitive version of the song.


Anyway here's the literature


Dead cross vixen, a medical hazard

Don't need no gas tank to knock you out

She comes for the taking and maybe quite giving

Attend to your "wounds" until you tire out


Time for your physical

You're not coming back until...


Too hot to handle, she'll leave you flatlined

She'll never stop, you're losing your hold

A medicine ninja, to cross her is death

C'mon don't be scared, she'll leave you stone cold


You'll want to see her again and again

She's making an artform of making you bleed

Each "check up" leaving a few more scars

Nurse Valentine, ooh, she's got what you need


I don't care what anyone says, writing tongue in cheek smut songs is fucking fun, also come on, this is OTT old school speed metal, if you ain't singing 'bout awesome sex with big tiddy ninjas then, are you really living?


Gear used:

Kramer Focus 3000 (my C# guitar)

Greco EB bass

ProCo Vintage RAT

plugged directly into mic input

shitty mic for vocals (I CAN'T WAIT FOR AN ACTUAL MIC AND INTERFACE FUCK)

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Jan 14, 2020
3:28 AM EST
Genre
Heavy Metal
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6.1 MB
2 min 40 sec

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