Once upon a time there was a boy in Universe 9-16, a world similar to ours, but your wealth is determined by your rhyming skill. The harder you rhyme, the more dimes you climb. See? I just made 20 dollars right there! Anyways, this boy was named Ying Ni. A chinese schoolboy that couldn't rhyme at all. One day, a large african man by the name Ibing. He basketball gripped his head, fully palmed it. And in doing this rubbed a small bit of his african descent off onto him, giving him the power of rap. However, Ying Ni couldnt yet unleash this power, until one day when he met a japanese rhyme master by the name of Tomu Furappu. Since that day, he's been rapping and sending out fire beats on the hour, and has not stopped...

sample is obviously a crazy frog sample, its a small section and somewhat remixed so hopefully it safe heheheh
also sample from smosh

shoutout to homie Mucctucc for beat idea