what if george washington was in 1924 and was a rapper

(intro)
REVOLUTIONIZE THESE NUTS, SKRRRRRRR

Streets aint been same since boston tea party ay
Streets aint been fuckin wit me hardly ay
We all stay trappin in the 13 colonies ay
Thuggin just a sport that i be playin EA

verse 1
Hop out the wip like we in 1924
So much heat off dis model T ford
Shocked you already got you stiff like a board 
Walk in the club I’m all whored up 
Fuck with us we gon show you what sup 
Your starter lame like a piplup
We hard out here with charmander 
Like Musolini poor commander 
Predict world war 2 and the beatles like a blue meanie 
You got bad genes I can see yo tiny peenie 
I’m 82 and O, no one every beat me 
Got a lot of meat I’m hella fleshy 
The only rights my bitch don’t got is to be that sexy
Eatin sloppy joe for dinner this head messy 

Your hoe called Therisa, ha funny my side one called Tessie
Think I’m a baby the way I eat this breast meat
Ok imma dip give y’all a chance to best me

verse 2
ay ay ay ay ay this that ay ay ay 
teddy this that ay teddy this that chris chan ay this that chris chan verse ay

Just had sex with my mom that bitch was dusty
Her bones be squeakin like that shit be rusty
Don’t give a damn she was hella busty 
She was a lil stank she was a lil musty
Pull the WD-40 on her that shit trusty 

verse 3

ay ay this that domestic violence type shit ay
Call me chris brown the way i beat my wife
She catchin these hands when we get in a fight
She back talk me and i knock out her lights
And i know its not nice and i know im not nice
I gotta do what I do for the ice
ay