A new instrumental version of an old tune, the Transfatylvanian anthem. Which is obviously a slightly rearranged version/nod to the USSR/Russian anthem.

I envision this sung by a choir, but I'm still working on that. Here are the lyrics:

"Hail Transfatylvania
Land of Fat and Grease
Our Diet and lack of exercise
Make us all obese!

We Salute the Blue and Black
Even Through a Heart Attack

Hail Transfatylvania,
Hail, Hail, Hail!"