Lyrics:
One evening in late November,
On a wunderbar Saturday night
I vas vorking alone in ze kitchen
But something didn’t seem right

You see ve vere fresh out of burgers
Und ze Petting Zoo closed for ze day
Und I vas vorking the night shift
…In Beach City U. S. und A.

Goodnight Beach City,
Ach! vhat a pity
Ve’re out of Burgers und pies!
und ketchup, und mustard, und fries!

But Just as I vas leaving,
Who should walk in ze door?
A beautiful fraulein in pink curls
Ze kind of frau I adore!!

“Hello my name is Rose Quartz”
She said vith a glint in her eye
She said “May I please see a menu?”
Und this vas my little reply!

“How could Beach City,
Have someone this pretty?
Vith such tender und juicy thighs?
Vould you like some Burgers und fries?

She said “Absolutley mister”,
I said “zen follow me!”
I led her into my kitchen
Und showed her mein strudel with glee!

“That’s nice but vhere are the burgers?”
She said confused as can be
I just smiled vith wicked intentions
Und simply said “You’ll see”!

“Oh dear my pretty,
Ain’t it a pity?
Zat we’re out of burgers und pies!
Und ketchup und mustard und fries!

She said “if you’re out of burgers
Zen Why did you lead me in here?”
Und Vhy on earth are you laughing …
Und vhy are their toes in the beer???

To make a long story shortened
Ze next day, business vas great
You tend to get quite a lot of meat
from a fraulien THAT overweight

Hello Beach City,
Aren’t I witty?
While some barbers make pies!
I’ll make a burger
From fat chicks I murder!
Vould you like a burger und fries?!

Jawol!

HAHAHAHA!!!