You see, it was from a dream
Tim Allen was in my dreams
He was grunting at me the entire time.
He chased me throughout the house, he wanted me out, but there was no escape, and then he mutated into mega-tim.
He chased me to the second floor, starting for the stairs like a maniac. Grunting the entire time in a cold, low, roar.
When all hope of my escape was lost, I discovered a window. I darted for it, jumped, and injured myself when the window rejected my access to freedom.
Then I woke up just as Tim was standing over me, his eyes ominously feasting upon my image, his throat swallowing my soul as he opened his mouth for one final:
AUUUUUUGH!?
Samples used were from Home Improvement, it's Tim's signature grunting noises.
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