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I'm Teqneek

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Beat by S-Rock. Go get my free album Random Acts of Flyness at Bandcamp y'all! This song btw, is going on my upcoming album Brain Storm (An Exercise In Repetition)...


I'm Teqneek I'm the legendariest emcee//
I'm mega scary you dead and buried you test me//
...And yet everyone wanna test me//
And Teq-beat em relentlessly like they let me//

Jog yo memory out'cho head-piece//
But I promise thatchy'all ain't ever gonna forget me//
I'm the bed wettin'est emcee I mean I'm Teqneek-//
The head gettinest' sex emperor yes me//

...I'm Teqneek I'mma raggedy ass fool who//
Will happily blast you with a gat cuz I'm that dude....//
I'm Teqneek an assassin of wack stupid ass//
Bastards who lack 2 fluid ounces of rap juice//

What I mean is I'm Teqneek I'mma raggedy ass brutal//
Assassin a wack stupid ass bastards who lack 2//
Fluid ounces of rap juice and I'll happily blast you//
I'm Teqneek, I'm the emcee wit a gat pointed' at you//

I'm Teqneek ya'll some Beavis and Butt-Heads//
If we meet in the club you betta believe we gon' Butt-Heads//
I'll be singin "I'm Teqneek" as I'm beatin you up kid//
You regrettin' you met me as you leavin' the club dead//

I'm Teqneek I'm a Nicolas Cage scene//
And it's gripping and thrilling and it's frickin' amazing//
I'm Teqneekolas Cage-Burgundy wearer of Sex Panther//
Yo sexual expectations they 60% better //

I'm Teqneek Imma veteran emcee//
Yet I only remember everyone bettin' against me//
I'm Teqneek and my penis is 10 Feet//
Then I disappeared for a couple of years to invent me//

I'm Teqneek and I'm musically gifted//
You a stupid ass dip shit with the dick of an infant//
I'm Teqneek I'm the head of the class kid//
I like General Tsao's chicken and kickin' yo asses//

I'm Teqneek and my measures are drastic//
And my method of madness has you gettin' yo ass kicked//
See how beaten that path is? That's how beaten yo ass is//
Gonna be after me (Teq) beats the shit outcho ass bitch//

I'm Teqneek I'm the best thing since sliced bread//
And I like weed and I like sleep and I like head//
I'm Teqneek I'm the chief of the homestead//
Threw a dinner party and punked Eddie Murphy for cornbread//

I'm Teqneek I'm the beast with the nine heads//
You can visualize my identity crisis//
Cuz I'm Teq and I'm even flyer than seasoned veteran fighter pilots//
And the reason introspect intersects with the hyperviolence//

I'm Teqneek an' I'm back from tha dead//
An I'm bringin' Dracula's head back- sorry I left//
I'm Teqneek lemme spit on yo best beat//
Let me hit on yo ex please lemme live in yo shed Steve//

I'm Teq kid and I went an visited Texas//
Where Tex lived- before Tex settled in Memphis//
...And then Teq headed to Tex_as//
...To get head from Alexis- in a Lexus//

(Teqneek), He the first person to ever speak in the third person //
(Teqneek) He the verb shuriken Teqneek, he the word surgeon //
...And I'm mowww le'thal than enemy towww'peedos//
I'm Teq an'I'm mowww lethal than centuries-old meatloaf //

I'm the damn cleverest sexiest man ever//
Whenever you wanna see me you can't because Teq's better//
And I'm so dope that I'm Soda Popinski//
In perpetual motion though cuz the world is against me//

I'm teqneek I'm the king of the mountain//
If you reachin' for Teq's peak Imma pee in yo mouf then//
Yo I'm Teq- the team captain of weak faggy emcee slappin'//
Elite rap aint an enemy can compete at it//

I'm Teqneek I'm a thief in the darkness //
I'm the reason you all livin' in fear of the carnage //
I'm Teqneek get in position to run//
Cuz this is a gun, and once I learn ta use it ya done//

I'm Teqneek I'm the reason your ex needs //
A new spring in her bed but got a new spring in her step... See? //
I'm Teq I'm the best baby you better accept it//
I'm yo president #Covfefe I'm wreckin the planet//

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Damn look at those lyrics ! To be able to spark content into fire is hard as fuck. I'm glad you have fire :)
The multi voice is dope.

Teqneek responds:

Hey thanks man, and thanks for making those beats you be making. They're just nasty; completely fresh and, like, you can go all sorts of different routes thematically with them. So... that's a pretty damn good combination of traits to possess in this here game, and I'm damn glad to call you my homie from the internet who makes beats. Lol I mean let's be real here- it IS how I explain to irl heads how I
"Got the beat" or how I
"Know this dude",
"Or something"... "Yeah".

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Jun 28, 2017
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