-A song about my feenises. Beat by Sunra-

I'm Teqneek and my penis is 10 feet//
I don't mean in a measurement, what I mean is it's ten FEET//
When I'm horny I don't need sex I need orthopedic relief//
And I ran in a marathon on my stomach at peak speed//

And to me- screwin' with condoms is useless I use slippers//
I got'em from Dr. Scholl to control any shoe blisters//
I use tough-actin' Tinactin//
As a shoebrication for fappin//

An'erry time I take a doodoo I'm runnin the risk//
Of accidentally peein' the sink or your tub or some shit//
Now I'm comin to kick yo asses,//
Rub a buncha dix on yo mattress...