TehSlap V1 - Slow isn't very steady but worst of all there just aren't enough punches. This is about as close as you could get to battling a real-life Kefka.

Wyze V1 - Awesome opener, name diss is okay but not a whole lot of personals thrown. Slap is a forum regular, you could have done a ton of research. Much as his verse sucks, you could have made a verse with no filler.

TehSlap V2 - Grandson flip is okay, half of the stuff I couldn't even understand. Flow diss is horrible.

Wyze V2 - Cry like a bitch is nice. Tossing coins in the well is clever. Again a lack of personals, but your delivery and overall ability to actually throw a punch gives you the clear win.

Too Simple

I'm sure TehSlapHappy could do better, but he seemed to just be playing around with this. If he stopped that little whining thing, he might be an amazing artist. Wyze just did a good job battle wyze. =P

Great battle! Enjoyed the humor!

Lol at the Betty White line. I have been at her house for a gig in 2007. See my Joseph Hatcher website under the Success page for a pic.

She'd enjoy that line ;) Hr sense of humor is absolutely awesome.

Keep up the good work guys!

Hey ses

Ignoring every other review here for a second, although I have read all of them and appreciate everyone's opinion.

@TheEyeOfMusik: you stay following everything I do yet these battles are beneath you? All right, how about this. You want money on the line and a real hip hop crowd? I can do that. $500, King Of The Dot Ground Zero. Put up or shut up.

wyze win

wyze delivered more in my opinion. slap happy only had one or two decent blow and that just isn't enough. wyze was pretty solid and held his own while throwing some good blows at the same time. he isnt the best ive heard but he is better then slap happy