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Smooth Talker ]D.M.[

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this song was actually on my album a while ago but i decided to finally upload it to NG even if it isnt completely new.

This song came to me when searching for a fine young lady to tolerate my cheesiness.

the lyrics were done by me and are as follows.


i didnt bring my library card but do you mind if i check you out,
i may not be fred flintstone but ill make your bed rock baby.
are your legs getting tired from running through my mind?
girl you're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

roses are red violets are blue, what does it take to get to you.
roses are red violets are blue, i'v got the time how'bout you.

excuse me do you know karate cause' your body is kick'n. what are you doing tonight?
they call me m&m because i like to melt in your mouth and not in your hand.
let me write you a ticket because you're a thousand dollars fine.
hey, your lips are looking lonely, they can say hello to mine.

roses are red violets are blue, what does it take to get to you.
roses are red violets are blue, i'v got the time how'bout you.

hello? hi uh, i just wanted to say i think you're hot.....
oh my gawd, im so inlove and stuff.
he's such a smooth talker

do you like bingo? ...i like bingo....


enjoy :D and rate fairly please, real feedback appreciated.

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I didn't find the song itself as interesting as the others I've listened to of yours so far, but it's still really good. I was going to give a 9 but the lyrics are hilarious and the whole song generally fits well together and has personality, although I did find when you acted the part of the girl it was a little too corny, although at least it's done in an obviously intentional way so that doesn't make it detract much from the rest.

Ending lines are golden.

Darren-M responds:

i pretty much have noticed what we call pick up lines actually never work in real life, so i put them in a song to show just how dorky they would fit into real life.

Credits & Info


4.50 / 5.00

Jan 30, 2010
6:48 PM EST
File Info
6.5 MB
3 min 34 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.