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The Ice-Cream Rap

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NOTE: This "rap" is a JOKE rap. So if you hate rap, you will still like this... maybe. :o

THANKS FOR #1 TOP OF THE WEEK AND #2 OF ALL TIME! :) I hope i make a lot of people laugh at this heh, pay attention to the lyrics. ;)

This song is about my experiences to India. It truly reflect my inner psychological emotions and self-respect for the modern world and how we can protect it by simply getting rid of the evils and gasses present within our souls.

Its called The Ice-Cream Rap.

I hope you enjoy!

***Background song by DanMasterFlash. RAP and beatboxing by me***
http://www.danmasterflash .newgrounds.com


Driving down the road in my ice-cream truck
Running over kids thats gotta suck
Get outa the car to see what ive done
Realized what has happened so I start to run
Crossing the border to El Mexico
Fellin kinda down so i get my self a ho
Lot o chocholate... then i cross the street
I buy a few martinis for this guy named Pete
Then a whole bunch of stuff starts going down
The cops, they start to come around
We hide in the alley and build us a shack
Get us some guns and then we head for Iraq
We meet a few Mexicans, they're running to
So we join together and make ourselfs a crew
Then all of a sudden out of nowhere
Pops Santa with a black beard saying beware
Now now my children theres no need to fret
In fact I dont really pose that big of a threat
Im really here for just one thing
And thats to give you all... Ice.. cream.

So then we hope in his sled and he takes us all the way to his shed
In Anarctica
where all the elves are building toys for all the little children
in America
We step inside his office and he says take a seat
He has someone for us to meet
Theres a knock at the door, it opens wide
You wouldn't believe who stepped inside
Standing there with all her glee
Was none other that Oprah Winfrey
She looks at us
We look at her
And a curtain rises from up above
Sitting their with all its glee
is a big fat pile of Ice-cream.

*Some other stuff*

End. ;) See yah later.

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needs more SOUL


awesome song but what flavour ice cream?

SIck Shit

Nice Shit Fat Guy!

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Nice Ass!

Ice is indeed epic


FatKidWitAJetPak responds:





hahha a very funny song!

Hilarious rhymes, a cool beat, a flow that gets the job done, what more can we ask for?

You can't listen to this and not atleast giggle!

If you keep making songs like this (I know its a hoot, Im making some joke rap songs alongside with my Dirty Ice stuff, as well)
I'd be delighted to feature a song or two on a future mixtape with mixed artists!

Haha, great job man!

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:


Credits & Info

4.42 / 5.00

Jun 14, 2009
2:30 AM EDT
Voice Demo
File Info
5.1 MB
3 min 41 sec

Licensing Terms

Please contact me if you would like to use this in a project. We can discuss the details.