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I have a whole album of these dumb songs. It's called Classic Hymns for Funerals and it's available on streaming services everywhere. You can even put these songs on your darn tootin' TikToks and what-not. Listen to it if you want to, or tell your enemies to listen to it, if you want to shock them before you launch your deadly attack. If you Spotify, click the link below and discover what my real name is in real life.


https://open.spotify.com/album/5Ii78WpM7Zaiug2LRBiODt?si=S9JnQdryS8O1nmavpz82Ow


DISCLAIMER:

My 6-year-old was supposed to sing the second verse but decided to play Lego instead. I have not done either of those things. He did. Honest.


Ever done a fart that made your cat gag?

I have. I have.

Ever sat down hard on your ball-bag?

I have. I have.


Things you should keep to yourself


Ever got poo-poo on your iPad?

I have. I have.

Ever beaten up your Grandad?

I have. I have.


Things you should keep to yourself

Never tell anyone

Things you should keep to yourself

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Not a wasted second in this! :D It kicks in right away and just keeps going, what an awesome energy...

Your accent throws me off a little - don't immediately catch the lyrics, but fortunately they're written below so that's easy to remedy, and they weren't as complex as I initially thought they might be. XD Recording quality's maybe not the best but great voice, great energy, great backing and solo and everything.

Wonder if the drum's a machine/sampled, or actual drums? They sound a little bland/distant compared to the guitar, but man this was wholesome overall. Dope work.

Who would've thought you'd make these lyrics sound so good too. XD

-cd-

Your six-year-old lives a more exciting life than me.

CabbageClock responds:

He spends a good 95% of his life watching weirdo teenagers on YouTube telling him to "like & subscribe!"

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CabbageClock

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4.77 / 5.00
Uploaded
Jun 25, 2021
12:24 PM EDT
Genre
Punk
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1.4 MB
37 sec

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