Is this how you 'dubstep'? Asking for a friend

[LYRICS]

One, two, three, four, five

There's a rib missin'

They promised me a woman for that rib

There's somethin' screwy around here

Where's that beautiful babydo-

[Break]

I've never really played

Maybe I've been missing something

[Break]

Always remember honey

A good motto is

Take all you can get

Take, take, take, take

Take all you can get

And give as little up

Take all you can get

Take, take, take, take

Take all you can get

And give as little up

Take all you can get

Take, take, take, take

Take all you can get

And give as little up

Aww, why don't you give him a ring?

I'm sure he'd do anything to make it up again

He said I had no sex appeal!

Look at me, I've got nothing but sex appeal!

Alright, well I'll give you a chance to prove it.

Always remember honey

A good motto is

Take all you can get

And give as little as possible

Take all you can get

Take, take, take, take

Take all you can get

Take all you can get

Take, take, take, take

Take all you can get

Why don't you do it?

Keep away from me, I'm warning you

Why don't you do it?

Keep away!

You don't dare stay here,

you don't trust yourself! *slap*

Well, they took away all my privileges

All my privileges

Well, they took away all my privileges

But there's one privilege they can't take away from me

You dirty little sneak

Dirty little sneak

Dirty, dirty little sneak

Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty

Little sneak

You're a dirty little sneak

Why you dirty little sneak

You're a dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty

Dirty little sneak

Do it again, I like it!

D-D-D-D-D-Do it, do it again!

Do it again, I like it!

D-D-D-D-Do it! D-D-Do it!

Do it again I like it!

I like it! I like it! I like it!

Yeah... but I don't like it, though

There's somethin' screwy around here

Somethi-Somethi-Somethin's Screwy around here

...yeah, but I don't like it, though

There's somethin' screwy around here

Somethi-Somethi-Somethin's Screwy around here

...yeah, but I don't like it, though

Do it again, I like it!

D-D-D-D-D-Do it, do it again!

Do it again, I like it!

D-D-D-D-Do it! D-D-Do it!

Do it again I like it!

I like it! I like it! I like it!

Yeah... but I don't like it, though

Dirty little sneak

Dirty, dirty little sneak

Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty

Little sneak

You're a dirty little sneak

Why you dirty little sneak

You're a dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty

Dirty little sneak

I can't understand all the bad luck I'm havin' tonight

Well, it can't last forever.

I can't understand all the bad luck I'm havin' tonight

Well-Well-Well-Well

Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad

Lu-u-u-u-u-uck

Well-Well-Well-Well

Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad

Lu-u-u-u-u-uck

Well... Well...

Well-Well-Well-Well

Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad

Lu-u-u-u-u-uck

There's somethin' screwy around here

Somethi-Somethi-Somethin's Screwy around here

...yeah, but I don't like it, though

There's somethin' screwy around here

Somethi-Somethi-Somethin's Screwy around here

...yeah, but I don't like it, though

Do it again, I like it!

D-D-D-D-D-Do it, do it again!

Do it again, I like it!

D-D-D-D-Do it! D-D-Do it!

Do it again I like it!

I like it! I like it! I like it!

I like it! I like it! I like it!

I like it!

Dirty little sneak

Dirty, dirty little sneak

Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty

Little sneak

You're a dirty little sneak

Why you dirty little sneak

You're a dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty

Dirty little sneak

[Epilogue]

Now, listen. We've had a big evening. I took you dancing and bought you an elegant supper. Now you get on your bicycle and peddle along, wherever you're going.