We know this guy who had a cork up his ass
Is it made out of cork or is it made out of glass?
Well this guy just doesn't have any class
When he sees his friends he licks their ass!
Corkass, corkass, corkass, will you lick my ass? (I will)
Corkass, corkass, corkass, will you kiss my ass? (I will)
Corkass, corkass, corkass, will you lick my ass? (I will)
Corkass, corkass corkass, will you lick my ass?
He's so stupid that he smokes in the house
He's so weak he can't kill a mouse
His name is Mike, but he call him Cork
I guess that's only because he's a dork
Oh yeah
Corkass, corkass, corkass, will you lick my ass? (I will)
Corkass, corkass, corkass, will you kiss my ass? (I will)
Corkass, corkass, corkass, will you lick my ass? (I will)
Corkass, corkass, corkass, will you lick my ass? (I will)
Corkass, corkass, corkass, will you lick my ass? (I will)
Corkass, corkass, corkass, will you kiss my ass? (I will)
Corkass, corkass, corkass, will you eat my ass? (I will)
Corkass, corkass, corkass, you'll never kick my ass!