-the tenth day of Shitsmas-

You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch

You really misbehave

You're a fugly green bastard, you need to learn to shave, Mr. Grinch

You're a lazy fatass who lives in a disgusting fucking cave

You're a bastard, Mr. Grinch

Your best part's your asshole

Your butt is full of spiders, you've got insects in your soul, Mr. Grinch

I wouldn't fuck you with my thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

You're a sicko, Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your dick

You have all the tender sweetness of a skinhead with a brick, Mr. Grinch

Given a choice between the two of you, I'd take the skinhead with a brick

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch

Your ex wife was a skunk

Your heart is full of used condoms, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch

The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:

"Stink, stank, stunk!"