I say! To one and all, tis I, the known Nave Zaner! Or better known as the wise Thomas Donot Steal! I bring you my latest original character: Bazil Bonanza Boris, AKA B.B. Boris

Bio: BB was born back in the old british year of 1911 during the swing of "The Great British Renaissance" where people were smashin there chompers into the bricks to ma'e 'emselves loo' a li'le more bri'ish jus loike 'er majestea. BB looked upto the Queen and though she was really cool, especially when she threw boogie bombs into mass crowds of british people showing up at her bouncy castle so that she could watch them all dance. BB also was massively influenced by his British father who was an explorer in "The Grand Yankee Expedition of Nointean O'Choo" where he discovered the great "Samba Del Toro Elephant Deity Treasure" which was later sent to the Bri'ish museum where over 50 BILLION people have seen it since.

When BB turned 21, he decided to take a plane trip to India to go and discover the lost ruins of the ancient city of FurFuriLagar, the sister city of FurFuriNagar where the Linko Samby Timbo civilization rose and fell. When BB arrived, he began pulling out all his epic and british tools from his old blighty sack like his Chorotalmalanoficator and his Ghebronalzalidiotor device when suddenly a giant ape named Humphrey leaped out of the bushes of the ruins and began to try and strangle our hero.

BB grabbed his Apeifier and plunged it into Humphrey's giant Baboon heart and watched as the giant ape became a small chimp. Humphrey then grabbed his trusty miniature cage and placed the small ape inside of it and then slipped it into his ol blighty sack. Humphrey then continued his research and began excavating a large 12' by 60 yard rectangle because he believed the ancient king "Mingdo Rango" had buried his giant toothbrush in that very bloody british spot. After lots of digging and knawing away at the dirt, BB hit something hard and said "JERANAMO!" and then begin spinning around really fast and then begin to dig downards almost like a human (lizard) mining drill. In a couple of swift and tea drunk minutes, BB had excavated the toothbrush he had been after! It was a british day! BB stopped his drilling and called up the Bobbies at the British Bloody Museum and told them that he had a real knacker for em and that they should fly the Lingo plane down to India to come and grab it.

BB was later knighted By Queen Chaga of England herself and BB became Sir Bazil Bonanza Boris. He also appeared on the BBC's history segment, "Big Digs!" and was recognized as an old British hero of yore and was also gifted a giant gummy rat for building an orphanage outside of the MacDonalds in London.