This is Seamus Ireglub, he is the leader of the Irish Elephant army. He founded the group after the Molossian armies of the east harassed the Harbormaster Dave Stanier in the Irish holdings in the Gambia. Jon wilkinson of the Wilkinson elephant nation in West America contacted Seamus, then the Irish PM, about potentially hiring him for his services in tehe elephant trade. Seamus was happy to comply and comissioned a 9,000 unit army of elephant tanks and cavalry. This act however, caused great controversy in the Irish Kingdom of Tosia and the outspoken critic of the Ireglubian-Democrats, Heath Lynx, publicly held a march in the Irish capital of Champa where they threw glass bottles in the air and slid them down large balloons filled with moisturizer (common form of protest in Ireland). Seamus had his new elephant army come in to try and scare off the protestors, however the following massacre would go down in history as one of the most bloody known to West America. Jango Fett, and Irish anti-elephant activist shot at the elephants with his Cymbal rifle. The bullet hit the elephant "Theodosia", causing ehr to go into a panick and start running around, trampling hundreds as she stampeded in pain. The other elephants, alarmed, followed suit. Seamus was said to be fuming and flew in on his elephant helicopter and snapped his big greasy fingers and the elepahnts all turned into yankees and got in line, ready for the battle fo bunker hill. Among us!