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Garden State Glunko

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This is the garden state glnko,. He is an interesting ellow who is not known to many in Champa. It said that th gunko's elephant is green and has the ability "Shatter" which destroys any object with a density of less than 6 on the platinum, scale. He is a generally positive elephant in the kingdom of ehertics and uses his powerrs for the betterment of society. H He is most famous for his mayoral run against new York City magor DeWitt Clinton where he famously lost and then ascended to jangua, the 19th continent which only the chosen few along with the Gandaloans have been able to access. This feat caused him to earn the nickname of "changatantad" which translates to "The one who siphons blood" in escritorian. Baba rigby gave Glunko the award for best jiminey praiser in all of Japan and he even was gifted a one night stay in the nation of Sealand which humbly declined because he saw his presence in such a lvaish place too high profile for him and he did not want to become a elon musk jeff bezos type figure that was above society. The glunko is a family states man someone who works the land and pays his taxes to thte government which redistributes the wealth to all the elephants in the kingdom of chargarlla. Dan schneider was called the glunk his old hot dog eating friend since the two used to work for ABC records and would frequently chat over lunch consiting of hot dogs. Bobby Tincan Lynx, borther if heath lynx was said to be a hater of the glunko as is giant eye was too similar tothe pinkerton's which were famous for their upsetting blending. Baba Rigby and the glunko collaborated on an elephantine infrasturcture project in new york called the erie canal where they both hired thousands of golems from morocco to dig out a giant 10 mile wide, 1 miel long canal which would serve the citizens of new fork city, land of food anc uisine. Gordon Ramsay is said to live at the top of spaghetti tower and thep resident works in the meatball building, a structure made out of only meat! Que comico! George bush and the glunko fought over the elephant stone which existed in the cargatal borgat temple of eastern Tyloria on Earth. Baba Rigby.

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