"Ah jus don' get why you aint in a pretty dress... Ooh ooh or ah suit ah armor!" Yvonne continued her rant. "Ah can't as tha sherriff ah gots ta be easily distinguishable." Lilly stated cooly as the continued their rounds of the fair grounds. "What funs a ren faire if'n ah don'ts gets ta see ya in ah cute outfit?" Yvomme splurted out accidently thinking aloud. "Yvonne, yous funny." The sherriff chortled back oblivious to her partner's feelings towards her. "HEY IDIOTS, Y'ALL GIT MEH OUT AH HERE." The familiar voice of Mayor Bouregard cut into their conversation. They looked over to see Suzanne in a bad way. "What'n all happened here?" Deputy Babinaux wondered aloud. "Ah put mah name inta the volunteer list figurin' ah was a sure shot fer the festival queen." The indignant mayor started. "Next'n ah know the ijits are throwin' meh in these stocks callin' meh the festival theif." Well Maybe they put y'all where they they had room an' all..." The sheriff started. "Ah fixed that election fair n' sqaure!" Suzanne shot back indignantly. "Well obviously ya didn't." Yvonne started retrieving the program from her pocket "Faire queen is... Sarah Hogslipper... ooh ah tink ah see what'nall happened here. Yvonne stated. "Ah don't care what all happened as your boss ah'm ordering y\all tah get meh out a' here.' Suzanne seethed" "Tah think someun ah mah stock trapped with mah feet out fer the ingrates ah this town to teekle." "Well mayor ah don't have tha key who all put ya in th-" "Now all y'all listen hear yah ingrate, Ah could easily replace y'all with scarecrows with badges and these ijits woudn't notice ah change." Suzanne started practically frothing at the mouth. "Y'all be lucky if'n ya get two red cents tah rub tahgether come next budget meHEHEHEHETIIIIING" Suzanne was derailed by the Deputy's fingers poking her between her ribs. "Ey boss some proud fool picked ah bad time tah threaten us." Yvonne reported giddy. "Lilly! DON'T Y'ALL DARE! L-LET'S BE REASONABLE..." The mayor commanded with a shaky voice. "Why don't w'all have a nice little chat about tha budget next year since yer soo eager tah bring it up. Lilly commanded menacingly.