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The Salt Lick Blues

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"YOHOHOHOHOU'RE IHAHAHAHA FER A TEHEHEHEHEHEEKLIN' WHEN AHAHAHAH-AH GE- GEHEHEHEHEEET OHOHOHOUT!" Sarah threatened as a large slimy tongue swiped up the ornery villian's long foot. "Yeah Yeah real smart move threatening the one with the salt." Cassidy snapped back as she lavily shooed the cows away to pour fresh round of water and a few more handfulls of salt thrown at the perilously-placed peds. "How did you even wind up getting here like this?! The brochures say we haven't punished people with the salt lick in forever. Cass Aquired aloud. "Ah guess tha mayor didn't like mah lil prank a' tha faire. The winded hillbilly defiantly got out making no attempt to hide her vengeful eyes or wicked smile. Cass simply responded with another quick shower for her feet that made her toes instinctively curl as they were berrated with sodium. "Well I wish you'd quit that shit. Thanks to your fool games I'm stuck here babysitting you while Largo and Sash are prolly waist deep in Shine up on the mountain." Cass spat leaning back up against the stocks. "WEHEHEHEHEHEHELL IF'N YOHOHOHOHOHOU MI- HAHAHAHAHA MISS HEHEHEHE YEHER GIRLFRIENDSSSSS LE-LEHEHEHEHEHET MEHEHEHEHE OHOHOHOHOUT AN' HAHAHAHA G-GOHOHOHOHO SOHOHOHOHO AHAHAHAHAHA CAHAHAHAHAN PA- PAHAHAHAHAHAY OHOHO-OHOHOHOUR MA-HAHAHAHA MAYOR AH AHAHAHA V-HAHAHAHA VISIT!" The hysterical Hogslipper commanded. "Nah but I guess I could cut your clothes off cover you in salt see if I come back to you still mouthy or ready to check into the Happy hotel." Cass threatened. "You know what Why do you even do these things? I mean you're not bad to the eye, you're actually pretty smart for round these parts. You could easily make something of yourself." Cass rationed. "FUHUHUHUCK YOHOHOHOU, AHAHA AH'll RE-HAHAHAHAHAHE REST WHEN Y'AHAHAHAHAHALL AHAHAHAH ARE AHAHAHA-AHA *huff* DEHEHEHEHEAD!" The beligerent succubus purred as best she could through hysterics. Cass once again shooed the calves off for a reapplication. "Man, why do you hate this town soo much?" Sarah stared at Cass as if the very question had awoken a demon in her. Remember what I said how you behave will decide how much salt gets cacked in those toes of yours. "Go ta Hell, y'all and this town!" Sarah ejected words seeping with venom. "Soo much for calling it quits early." Cass lamented.

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