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Reviews for "S. Console Wars 2 trailer"

read a little bout this shit!!

jesus bad waves of parinoia. madness, fear and loathing. intolerable vibration in this place. get out. the weasels were closing in. i could smell the ugly brutes.just give me one last favor lord. just give me five more high speed hours before u brong the hammer down on me.just let me get rid of this horrible car and off this goddamn dessert. OH U EVIL BASTARD, THIS IS UR WORK, u better take care of me lord, if u don't ur goin to have me on ur hands. [siren wailing] pull over,pull over! good morning,how r u doing, alright man, doin great man. few people understand the pycology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. your normal speeder will panaic and idmmediatly pull over on to the side.this is wrong, it arouses contemp in the cops heart.make the bastard case u, he will follow u.but he won't know what to make of ur blinker signal that says ur goin to turn right,just to let him know that ur goin to pull over for a proper place to talk. it'll take him a moment to realize that he's goin to make a 180 degree turn,at speed. but u will be read, brace for the "g's". fast heel-toe work. hi how r u? just what in the hell do u think u were doin? i wanna know, let me see ur liscence. oh,yeah. of coarse here u go. oh, my gosh. it's me. may i please have that(beer) i knew i was fucked. see 2 cases of beer, a basket of grape fruit,a stake of t-shits and light-bulbs. do u realized what u did when u drive like that? ya i did, i guilty. i'm a criminal, i knew it was a crime,and i did it anyways. shit, y argue? i a criminal,. just look at me. u have a strange additude. maybe. u know, i have a feelin u need to take a long nap. there's a rest area just up ahead i'd like u to go up there and get a few hours of sleep.that's not gunna help me.i've been awake for to long,3 or 4 night even, i can't remember. if i sleep now, i'm dead for 20 hours.what r u carrying to cases of soap for? i wanna stay clean. no. here's how it is. what i put in my book, as of noon,i eprehended u for driving to fast. STOP!! i advised u to stop at the next rest area. that's ur stated destination.and take a long nap. do i make my self clear. how fare is baker? was sorta hoping to stop there for lunch. not in my jurisdction.can u make it that fare? i'll try. i've been wanting to go to baker for a long time.i've heard alot about it. excellent seafood.u know, what i'm thinkin. a guy with ur kind of mine should try a landcrab. excellent seafood. landcrab. all right why not. thanks for the tip.look at me in the eyes. everything all alright. may i have a kiss before u go.i'm very lonely here.
i felt raped. the pig have done me on all fronts.and now he was goin to chuckle about it on the west side of town, waiting for me to make a run for L.A. y yes officer i'll take advantage of that rest area, and i can't tell u how much i apreciate this break ur giving me. get a grip man. if i boom straight for L.A he'll busy me for sure.this was not the time for a show down.this was death valley.[loud grunt] OH, FUCK! SWEET JESUS IT'S HIM! OH, MY GOD![NERVIOUS HUMMING][ENGINE STALING] SHIT! COME ON U FUCKEN BASTARD! OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD, I'VE GOT TO GO! [HUMMIN RESUMES]

That was good

Hope the movies better. But why did conker fly the Sega Game Gear and not sonic. There are no sega characters in this movie

looking good

this looks to be good. im looking forward to it the low score is just cos it was only a trailer.
it was good to see conker in a movie at last and putting dk as chewy was genious. good one!

Good.

But one question. Why the hell is Conker (however you spell his name) taking the part of Han Solo!?
Blah. Maybe some pot smoker sugested it. I don't know. But making Donkey Kong take the roll of Chewbacca was a nice touch.

Good Trailor

The graphics are amazing, the sound is great, and the idea of Darth Mario is really original. This movie deserves to be on the top 50.