Slow: The Game
I want to like this game. It looks great, sounds great, and the premise is interesting. But god, is it ssssssssllllllllllllllllloooooooooooo ooowwwwwwwww.
Just moving is a chore. There's no way to run, and you walk about a foot every minute. If you die, standing up at the last checkpoint takes an eon and a half. No thanks.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
when i first played i was intrigued and was in a state of wonder. then a rock fell on me.
ok, cool gotta watch out. try other way, spike pit. figure out how to use sight, aw this game is awesome! try jumping over pit, cant. urm wtf. try triggering the boulder then backing away, dosent work. *RAGE* read comments. oh so im supposed to use a sonic boom? WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT SAY THIS????IT DOESNT EVEN HINT! so i play with this knowlegde but the game has lost its state of wonder and gets FUCKING BORING. I WASNT STANDING ON THE SPIKES.WHATSTHEFUCKFUCKITYFUCKRAGEFUC KPENISASSBARFDICKSUCKONMYBITCHAPEASSF ARTAPE
respawn kills game more than spike pits ever could
if you're going to make a split-second decision game that involves numerous hidden traps with very slight reaction time to protect yourself, make it with a faster character that can keep up with the problems you yourself made, and make the respawn quicker so I'm not spending a majority of the game waiting for my goddamn guy to die already, or get his ass off the ground
No speed at all
my grandma could walk way faster than this.
Action platformer flash. The graphics are the best thing. Gameplay just moves too slow. The spikes are just tedious, and the fallen rock can still damage you.