You need either mental help, or some education.
Fire + Radio Wave = Laser?! for one a laser is a concentrated ray of LIGHT WAVES not radio waves.... I think most people on this site might agree that a lot of your elemental combinations are either unrealistic or complete nonsense... now I can understand your just trying to make the game difficult and that you do have some fun little excerpts from some great minds in this world but seriously dude if you have the mind to create a game like you this you have to understand that either you make a complete different universe where our laws of physics and our periodic table of elements don't apply or you remake this game from scratch an actually follow basic rules of our universe and make it educating and thoughtful instead of seeing people on this sight say "WHEN I MIX X AND Y HOW COME I DON'T GET XY, OR Z" or "WTF I MIXED A AND B AND GOT F DUDE YOU ARE INSANE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!!". I know you spent alot of time on this and probably a good snooping around through the library and/or internet to pull out these quotes, and to make this game which is why I give you a 4 but in all honesty you need to do your research on chemistry, physics, biology, anthropology, and various other subjects before you attempt to make more of these.