Seriously. Make something better.
This is shit. You can beat the entire game game by standing in one spot and spamming "A". Even for the overused A S + arrow keys control scheme this game sucks.
Breaking the fourth wall and referencing NG isn't enough to make a good game. Your graphics and gameplay are unoriginal and much less interesting than watching paint dry. That this got any recognition at all is fucking sad.
DIAF