Pointless game
There was no point to playing this game. Skill and strategy do you no good in this game, and the randomization of the weapon removes any sense of reward. It wasn't fun, and I did not enjoy playing it at all.
Reviews for "Newgrounds HQ Showdown"
I don't know why...
...anyone is giving this "game" anything but a zero. The controls for movement don't work at all, my guy just runs into a corner and stays there. The rest of the game is a glitchy mess too. When I inevitably can't win the game due to all the glitches and click the try again message the game freezes. The only part that generally works is the weapons roulette, and even that didn't work like it was supposed to a couple times. Just when I thought I'd already seen the worst game programming the site had to offer, I was proven wrong.
Pussy 5hit slow game
Dude, reaction time on this game is so slow that you cant do anything. I know its the game and not my internet connection/computer cause plenty of other flash games run real well. Just not cool when my grandmother could come beat up Tom Fulp.
Seriously. Make something better.
This is shit. You can beat the entire game game by standing in one spot and spamming "A". Even for the overused A S + arrow keys control scheme this game sucks.
Breaking the fourth wall and referencing NG isn't enough to make a good game. Your graphics and gameplay are unoriginal and much less interesting than watching paint dry. That this got any recognition at all is fucking sad.
DIAF
i have to say four words: I HATE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!