Prett meh
It's just an another button masher game, nothing special abaut it.
Pressing A repeteadly will get you through all the levels without being hurt.
Also the knockdown on every hit is annoying.
And there is a bug, sometimes Tom would just walk in a random direction and then stop responding.
Lochie refuses to grow up
Back when you made IWBTFG, you displayed such a childish attitude saying all your programming bugs were intended features. Now you are back trying to rip off Portal Defenders, only with much worse artwork, crappy programming, and tons of childish lame jokes.
Grow up.
Why don't you study Portal Defenders a bit more thoroughly and actually try to surpass it, instead of being satisfied with submitting a sub-par piece of flash like this?
Didn't even notice it resembled portal defenders.
Thanks for pointing that out for me mate.
How did this make it to the frontpage!?!
This game is awful! The only tactic is to bash a and wait for the enemies to come near you and when you use the shield it doesnt even make a clinging sound , you weapons just goes through you enemies and the varaiety of enemies is just awful.
I played a bunch of levels and the only difference was that they had different coustumes...
The only good thing is that the animation is smooth and i kind of liked the random weapon selection thingy , but that could have been improved by haveing a diffrence between them. Like have one do more damage than the other or make one slow than the other E.T.C...
I could go on and on with what you could improve in this game but then this rewiew would be to long.
Konami Code can suck it.
MASH "A" TO WIN ... and you win.
Repetitive
Each level is the same, boring level. Two starts because you have a trident.
Also, you drew Tom Fulp super buff and his wiener. Just think about that for a second, maybe this will awaken something inside of you.