A lotta guessing
And by the time you get done with the walk thru, you feel like you just cheated on a practice test. Kinda pointless. It was somewhat amusing tho.
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what do you mean by: [nearly everything]
the most annoying thing about these games is the lack of suitable commands. such as "hit on asian chick" actually tries to hit them. a list of verbs and nouns would be nice, rather than getting the annoying phrase "what do you mean by". even with the original text games, there was a list of commands.
NOTHING WORKS
This is a prime example of why text based games suck balls. You can never figure out commands. the ones you do figure out don't work. I played for 10 minutes and i got it to move about twice. All the other times it said "what do you mean by" or "invalid command" and that is why the entire genre of text-based games suck.
Phantasmagor responds:
Because you're illiterate?
Commands
Please add this to intro!
Command (target) - meaning
Talk (person) - flirting/talk
Buy Drink(person/none)- buy a drink, this alone means for yourself
Coax+ Buy Drink- Pressure them to buy a drink
Kiss (person) - kiss/makout
Touch (person)- you will feel up
Fight (person)- you will fight person
Roofie (person or none)- roofie someone, this alone means you will roofie yourself
Go home (none, person, Or person and person...) - alone means you quit, one person (when ready) might go home with you, or two but both must be ready.
flash- Get naked!
Targets:
Bartender, Hot Girl(blond), Fat Girl(Fat one), Asian girl(brunet one), Guy
How's that for helpful criticism.
Phantasmagor responds:
That would make the game far too easy for people I think. That basically gives it all away
Very buggy.
The parser would often get hung up on previous commands, some of which you typed several turns ago. It made playing the game nearly impossible for longer than a few commands.