Great for inspiration!
The Monarch has been kidnapped by the Mario Brothers. Are you a sad enough individual to rescue the Monarch?
...Yes.
Great for inspiration!
The Monarch has been kidnapped by the Mario Brothers. Are you a sad enough individual to rescue the Monarch?
...Yes.
Golly!
The physics professor has been kidnapped by child labourers. Are you a repressed enough nizzle to rescue the physics professor?
Yes.
The Sheriff has been KIDNAPPED by MORRIS DANCERS?
...
What's a Morris Dancer?
xD "EPIC FAIL GUY"
Alright, the war veteran was kidnapped by vegans...that would make a nice game....
xD!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOL
Kept me occupied for the twenty minutes I needed.
The circus midget has been kidnapped by cosplayers. Are you a bored enough cat to rescue the circus midget?
Well, no, but I am bored enough to click this button about 250 times.