I got this: MAGENTA CITIZENS
The unrescuable person has been kidnapped by hairdressers. Are you a magenta enough citizen to rescue the unrescuable person?
I find this game actually quite entertaining, it brought about a few good jokes, definitely worth making a game from some of these suggestions... As another joke of course, but come on, who wouldn't want to play MAGENTA CITIZENS?
MODERN CRACKERZ
The highly contagious test subject has been kidnapped by Indians. Are you a modern enough cracker to rescue the highly contagious test subject?
Hahaha
The governor has been kidnapped by the New York Symphony Orchestra. Are you a conceited enough prat to rescue the governor?
ATTRACTIVE BROS
The sous-chef has been kidnapped by hospital patients. Are you an attractive enough bro to rescue the sous-chef?
EXPERIENCED BRUTHAZ
The secret agent has been kidnapped by the Illuminati. Are you an experienced enough brutha to rescue the secret agent?