Messianic Scoundrel... say what?!
The fourth Jonas Brother has been kidnapped by the Mafia. Are you a messianic enough scoundrel to rescue the fourth Jonas Brother?
I gave this.... thing? a 9/10 because it was mildly amusing and this result is pretty funny. Who would actually WANT to rescue the fourth jonas brother? A messianic scoundrel might!
NOTICEABLE HOMESLICES
The ninja has been kidnapped by mudkips. Are you a noticeable enough homeslice to rescue the ninja? LOL
Imploding Universe
The samurai physicist has been kidnapped by Chuck Norris. Nobody is an abominable enough joker to rescue the comic samurai physicist. Chuck Norris PWNS you. Universe implodes if any attempt is made to rescue samurai physicist.
LOL
Chuck norris has been captured by swim models.Are you furry enough to save Chuck Norris ROLFBURGERZ
you can type whatever you want!!!!!!
The newsreader has been kidnapped by the United Nations. Are you a furry enough fellow to rescue the newsreader?
damn british