LOOOOLLL
Do you smoke?
"Yes I am the author of the book 'Edward Wright how to smoke'"
Do you have lung cancer?
"Yes I am the author of the book 'Edward Wright how to have lung cancer'"
Wow, you have written many books.
"Yes"
Soooo.
"Pardon?"
Is it fun being a psychiatrist?
"Why is it fun being a psyciatrist?"
I asked you.
"We were discussing you, not me"
Fine, be that way.
"Why do you say that?"
Because your gay.
"I am not gay!"
Oh really?
"Take a deep breath and say something that makes more sense"
Why don't YOU take a deep breath buddy?
"Do you want me to take a deep breath buddy?"
Why yes I do, and I don't quite like your tone of voice!
"Why don't you quite like my tone of voice?"
Because it's retarded and your GAY!!!
"I am not gay!"
Yeah, because your gay and a retard!
"If I am so gay, why are you seeing me? Retard!?"
Oh no you didn't!
"You're not really talking about me, are you?"
I hate you! I want to slit your throat!
"Why do you want to slit my throat?"
Because I hate you, you retard!!!
"What do you hate about i i retard?"
That your a perverted psychiatrist!
"Do you sometimes wish you also were a perverted psychiatrist?"
EWWW!!! NO!!!
"You are being a bit negative don't you think?"
Let me think NO!!!
"You doubt you no?"
That doesn't make any sense!!!
"Why do you say that?"
Arghhh!!!
"Come again?"
I want to stab you repeatedly.
"What would it mean to you if you got to stab i repeatedly?"
I would be the happiest person in the world while I watched you die slowly.
" You're not really talking about me are you?"
I want to scoop out your eyeballs with a spoon.
"Why do you want to scoop out my eyeballs with a spoon?"
So I can feed them to you.
"We were discussing you not me"
Okay, now you know how funny a long conversation with this guy can be. Try to be creative! Author: Good job, make a virtual hypnotist........ I'd love to see that from you :) Good luck