All right you hippy douchebag
Allow me to give you a simple lesson in science. Being a man of a highschool diploma and furthering my education through the best army the world has ever seen, I feel it is my calling to finally educate the masses. WATER LOSES MASS WHEN IT MELTS. Have you never left a bottle of water in the freezer? It expands when it freezes. Thus, if the theory of global warming (which is a laughable case of mass hysteria, at least according to climatologists) even had any merit, the fear should be receding water levels... Just my insight. Good flashwork though.