weak
...lust boring and linear. and a good few of those would only work in a movie. you should try getting out and talking to women yourself bud.
Reviews for "The Bar Pick-Up"
damn
that shit was boring and slow as hell it's ok if your REALLY bored though....for a couple minutes
Lol...
Have you ever been with a girl? Because yeah... those lines are lame as shit and any girl with a brain could see through that... this is pretty insulting to women.
huh?
This would work if you only tried to pick up fat girls. Then again, if you're strong enough to pick up fat girls, you could get a job working construction and bag a house wife now and then while you're re-setting brick on suburban patio homes. And if you know how to set brick, you can make a little underground room with hidden access to kidnap and keep hot chicks, so you don't have to pick up fat girls. In reality, for some reason, chicks dig a jerk as long as you have cash, and if that doesn't do it, that's why they have roofies.
If you want a pick up line that gets you laid, every time, no matter what, here it is:
Find a girl who is all alone at the club, shy type, either abandoned by her friends, or came alone. Come up gently behind her, and whisper quitely into her ear "scream and you die" Gets you laid every time.
:-D Ok, fun over. The art was ok, real min on animation though. At least you own a microphone and use it, I respect that for the simple reason so many people think everyone watches flash to read a book (barf on text) The only thing I'd recommend you work on is the speed of flow. To long from one scene to the next... you'd click a button and had to wait... and wait... and wait. It would be fine if I was drunk and half asleep but ick... Don't take it as bad, it's just a timing thing that can get on the nerves of people with ADD and make them hate the flash even though it had plenty of good points. Ok, I gotta go, someone is kicking my door screaming something about being from the police department....
Seriously
Valuptuous women, plump women etc. may be disgusting to you, but need I remind you that big women are sexy to some men and it's not a God damn fetish and the guy isn't mental if he likes a big girl. To generalize your taste and apply that every guy is just like your shallow butt is repusling. Now, on critiquing this game, that was one of my BIG issues, second, I noticed the blonde girl had some "joint" problems. Her wrists were like the wooden model figures artists use in class to draw the body. Also, I agree with another guy, these questions were a bit cheesy, but I don't agree with going after a stupid girl. Take responsibility and if you know you're being down right dishonest and manipulating the situation and that girl just to sleep with her, I do NOT agree with that AT ALL. Don't use this on ANY girl. If she likes you and the feeling is mutual, fine, go ahead and do what you want at HER discretion. Also, the sound was low. I couldn't hear what the guy was saying and try explaining why the questions are red, yellow or green. I didn't catch the fact if they wer already mentioned, but so that they're clear, make sure you edit that. I understand that this game is nothing but sexual intentions and goals, but why not add some variety; direction. What do you want? Do you want a girl friend, a one night stand or a friend? It's up to you to do whatever you want with the sequal, but I am really disappointed in what words you used towards the chunky person and let me point out, the big girls facial features were way out of proportion with how you had her body. The double chin should have not been there because she's a reasonable size. Just let me get something straight, okay, some great girls are big woman and they're fantastic lovers, friends and just an over all great people. I really am disappointed. Treating big women, or any one or women for that matter, like they're less than human or like they're just plain, unfeeling animals is (even if it is a just a game) wrong.
You could have done such a wonderful job with this, but you lost my appeal.