Your flash game was decent, and so was your game.
As far as the flash went:
Pretty simplistic game. Graphics and sound were pretty good, and so was the interactivity. I liked how you always called the UG a 'Behemoth'. Your style, however, was not so great.
Your pick-up game:
A lot of cliche lines. If you're trying to pick up an HB, you have to at least neg her. And if you just talk with the HB instead of the UG, it'll seem like an obvious attempt that you're trying to hit on her. Talk with the UG to make it seem like you're interested in her rather than the HB. The HB will be thinking, "Why isn't this guy acting like all the others that hit on me? Is he not interested in me?". I'd say you're pretty good at picking up woman because of your confident, cocky attitude. You also had shown kino (making up an excuse to get closer to her and touch her on the back) which btw, should not be done so early on.
So many more tips and rules...I may be just an AFC, but I still know that Newgrounds is not the place for this.
Anyways, the flash (which is what everyone should be rating) was pretty well done. The choices were obvious though.