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Reviews for "The Bar Pick-Up"

ow....cringe

I'm pretty sure no-one has picked up someone by talking about boogers!

Poorly made

Not only referring to the friend as a behemoth ethicaly wrong ... the pure fact of talking to her and acting intrested in her just to "nail her" is morally disturbing. Maybe I'm just old fashioned and respect a female. Rated this poorly purely on the fact that you should;

1) Put more thought into your projects
2) Put more time into their design
3) Actually research before publishing ... some of your answers were ... to say the least, off key ... for example: The fact that beening a Alpha Male will get you into their pants everytime. Is false, I can put you in touch with serveral females that would laugh you out of the club should you try a stunt like that on them.

Hello

Graphics: 7 Looked like you did this game in a rush. It was ok.
Style: 7 Well yes, this wouldn't work in real life.
Sounds: 8 the voice quality was quite good but the rest was just music. And yes the voice was a bit annoying.
Violence: 0
Interactivity: 5 It was fun, until I won it once.
Humor: 5 I lol'd at some of the pickup-lines.

Overall: 8 A decent game, but nothing new and special.

By the way, I found a shortcut in the game. If you take the yellowflag answer at first and then to the next question you ask her to dance, you'll get quite far in the game.

Not too bad...

First up, decent graphics, but there is much room for improvement. Did run a bit slow, sound was average, your voice really wasn't needed. UI was ok, point and click, nothing much too it really, but this is a 'think thoughtfully' sorta game (love hina-esk choose an answer stuff). Game content was ok, original? Not really, but this isn't an overdone genre. Q & A was too easy, like in many a dating game, all you gotta do is be honest, genuine, and a nice guy.... not completely true to life. Advice was like telling hitler how to date, I mean, this is elementry stuff, and some of it really wouldn't work, but being a simulation, don't expect 100% Real life. For that, you need to LIVE life.... anyway,
CONCLUSION: Decent game, decent amount of effort put in, OK result, play if your really bored or have an interest in this non-rewarding non-perverted G rated 'game'. (Pre-teen grade schoolers beginners guide) :P

Alright I Guess

I've never known a girl not to have anything to talk about, and leaving it wide open for them to say something when they don't doesn't make any sense. I agree with the other guy, a lot of this wouldn't work in real life, especially when you go with a juvenile booger joke. Good graphics and sound, the style and all could be worked on a little since this kind of game has been done before countless times. There are a decent amount of options, no matter how wrong most of them are, it's still good for a laugh. And the voice over that's intiated after you make your choice isn't really necessary since you just got done reading it, it just drags the game out. But the female response is nice to have and entertaining. Overall it's a good game, but it could use some work.