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Reviews for "The Bar Pick-Up"

Pretty accurate.

As a girl, yeah... you pretty much got everything right.
Finished my first try.
If you're a guy and DIDN'T, wtf? All of this was pretty obvious.
Wish the animation was SLIGHTLY better.

Too long to start over each time :)

You should make a step back or something like that.
It's VERY annoying to start over after every red flag.

Ouch.

Well. The sound quality was terrible. I really hope that guys don't buy into this. It's like the stereotypical jerk-off guy who just wants to get into a girl's pants. The scripting was pretty bad.. and the advice was also just as awful. Where are these fun facts coming from? Don't question a woman's drink? What's the difference between questioning what a guy drinks to questioning a woman's drink? On a side note... I'm pretty sure everytime I don't hear what my friend says doesn't mean it's an opportunity to get phsyical. I'm going to assume this animation was created by a 'gangstah' guy and can really only be appreciated by other gangtah guys... because it's just really crappy all around. Better luck next time I guess.

Excellent

I thorougly enjoyed this, it wasnt very challenging, but true enough to real life, or at least real women, that it made it interesting. Oh and for all of you that dont think women are puzzles, you are sorely mistaken and most likely have had poor luck with women. I have found that being incredibly good looking, intelligent and rich are the things that women look for. Good game, please come out with a sequel.

What he said

What the guy below me said...

Honestly , here's a statistic for you, 99% of guys don't like to dance yeah. but that last % are probably gay, and secondly, only .0000003% of women are actually like that one you have to try and win over. If a woman see's my review, and you're like that....please...just...live in solitude and save us the trouble of dealing with an inferior life form such as yourself. Now for some national geographic. "We watch as the young female's behemoth friend is grazing in the meadow...a male attempts to court the young female but wait! The behemoth get's in the way....What's this? The young male took out a chainsaw and is....chopping the behemoth into pieces?! How utterly delightful."