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Reviews for "The Bar Pick-Up"

Not worth the time

Why when I get one question wrong do I have to start from the beginning? its not like I'm going to "forget" the answers, esp considering how obvious they are. All thats going to do is annoy people who are playing and make them leave, like it did to me. The main problem is that this wasn't fun, which would be okay, if I learnt something from this, which I didn't.

Its funny when

You dont know how it works with real girls. You cant just keep inviting them home and ensuring you dont want to tap em. Theres not enough options and that annoyed me, its like you either bitch out her friend, act like a pussy or be a cocky dick (who in practice wouldnt get any unless he was a superstud anyway).

IF she doesnt leave with you, you should be able to call her like 3 days later. I dont think not replying to no thanks is a red flag, i think being overly crowding is. Whatever ;)

Also, Being tooo nice to the friend is bad. ITs not a red flag to not put emphasis on giving her her drink, you DO NOT want the less attractive girl to want you because she probably needs a boy more and her friend is attractive and wont mind stepping off to let her have you. This game drops the ball at actual dating situations.

Your not a pimp, neither am i, but i think your too sure of yourself.

And the main character is ugly as shit, he looks like a creeper.

it was okay, I guess...

I mean you got some things right, like girls wanting to dance, and incorporating her friend, but come on. THe "right" answers were really obvious and I've seen the same moves pulled before and they are so easy to see through and cheeeeesy, and they'll only work on really drunk girls. Not to mention if I told a guy no and he kept asking over and over again, constantly emphasizing the fact that he's not just trying to get into the sack (even though he so obviously is) would just seriously annoy me. and "what time should I call you tmrw"? Cool down, you just met her. This would never work on me, but I'd take the free drinks, haha.
Btw, just cuz a girl is chubby doesn't mean she's a BEHEMOTH or that she eats her young. I have chubby friends and that's just mean. It's people who talk like that who cause eating disorders and severe issues with women.

What's the end?

Is the end when it says play again? And the background color is green? Because if it is,then I won the game.

Guy's Guide to V-Day

Not to brag in all to the rest of you, but yeah that is how it rolls when you go after some women. Well at lease American women, I'm still working my moves with Japanese Women. Japanese are confusing. Anyways on to the actual rating, not bad, overall a high rating. Sound needs to be fixed, little hard to hear, or it could be me but I don't think so. I see that you have mastered the game of the pick up and now maybe these beginners will learn the ways, only bad thing is well most of you live in the US so 21 is the key age, but hey keep working right, right.

Great game for the V-Day, no matter how dumb that day is, Just show the love year around and V-Day isn't needed.

later all