Reviews for A&K Battle Rocks

[paradiddlesjosh]

Keicho, you musta been high...

Never, EVER has Joseph Blanchette said he is the undisputed greatest Flash artist ever. NEVER.

People, if you're going to review, review fairly. I'll quote the paragraph that half of you FAILED to read beforehand:

"If you are giving this submission a low score, please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole. If your review is found to be mean, offensive or generally not helpful, you will be banned and your account may be terminated."

I'm willing to bet you're the same people that, when taking those tests to see if you can read directions, you do all the stupid crap said test says.
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Now that the crap about bad reviews are out of the way, now I'll review the movie:

Graphics: 8/10 ~ I like the chibi style, though this time it wasn't the greatest. The animation's a bit too simple, though; a bit slow at times.

Style: 9/10 ~ I like your style. Period.

Sound: 9/10 ~ I love that song... The peeps are right, though. It could use some sound effects. But I understand that you wanted it to be a music video.

Violence: 1/10 ~ There was a lack; no worries though.

Interactivity: 1/10 ~ Not much here, but it's not a game.

Humor: 8/10 ~ I share your sense of humor. I liked it.

Overall: 7/10 ~ Not your best, but I still liked it.

Good work and I liked it,
~Joshy676

[MutantHamsterZombie]

Come on man, you know I can't take this!

Aye, your flashes have really been falling in quality lately, and this is no exception. I'd prefer you stop making these mini-toons and, if you really want to make a flash, create a brand-new full length one. Come on, you haven't had anything "knock-out" for years!

Anyways, this cartoon obviously wasn't your best, but it had some style, albeit not enough to support it's "All too simple" theme. No dialouge, no jokes, no nothing! It's what people want and expect from you, so stand and deliver. Please, please, live up to your potential, and gives us a great cartoon!

[EraTomo]

Really good!

@ Keicho: Ouch. That hurt so much. I guess I'm a newbie fan making a fool of herself because she doesn't care what you or anyone on the internet thinks. And you made such a pointless remark, too! Oh well. right? There's alway some other's flash to unfairly critisize.

About the flash: The music was perfect sound, the song wasn't staticy, I give it a ten. It was a little bit humorous to me, so I gave that a 4. The interactivity I base on how much this flash made me want to get ice cream, so I give you a 10. xD Violence = Surprising and funny tricks they did, so I gave it a 10. The style was somewhat original, so I give it a 6. The graphics were really good, no awkward stopping and starting, nothing bad for kids, etc, so I give that a 9 as well. Overall, a very good job!

[keicho]

pretty bad attempt of a flash

The props: -none-
The downs: everything
story: I had no idea what was happening and the transitions were horrible.
animation: pretty much no animation at all. Unsofted tweenings that made your characters looks like puppets in constipation.
art: really, they look like those flashes that my 3 year old cousin does, just using the circle tool and adding up gradients like crazy. Also the background was a piece of crap, no sense of volume, profundity or color combination. You sir need to practice a lot...wait it's been 100 that you’ve been flashing! thus I see no talent at all.

Conclusion: quit making these crappy automated front page swifs (cause this is an insult for the term cartoon, so I must use “swifs” to point it ), because most of your newbie fan-base is falling, and to those who suck you so much on their reviews: seriously guys you are making fools of yourselves.

[King-Danath]

Ok I Guess

I could have sworn the music was from Sim City at first but I guess it threw me off a little. Good old Dr.Mario.