heheh
this is like one of the biggest collection of unfunny jokes on newgrounds
i mean:
"but first i must check my mail"
"tide the one detergent to rule them all"
this was almost as lame a any knox movie.
Reviews for "One Ring to Rule ThemAll3"
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This movie was really long and it REALLY sucked.
decent
visually it was very nice and the sound was pretty good too, but the humor I found very weak.
what I found interesting was the whole tetris thing. It really reminded me of a web comic where a gag movie poster was made about a tetris movie.. but I'm sure its just a coincidence.
I like your flashes but the humour just didnt deliver Ithis time (IMO), the special edition and teaser were much funnier to me.
SHIT!
its a complete waste of time screw you who ever made it it was a waste of 5 minutes
I didn't want to blam this BUT
I think in the past your work has been somewhat hit and miss with me, but this is undoubtedly your worst movie since the Matrix Still Has You. Bad graphics, bad sound, and the animation was just tween after tween.
I usually wouldn't care about the presentation if the jokes were good, but the jokes were so bland, I didn't laugh once. On top of that, a ton of jokes were ripped off! I cringed when that monster said "it's glandular". Blatant Simpsons rip! Come up with your own material man.
Finally, this movie dragged on way too long aimlessly. Did your previous LOTR movies even need a followup? It just seems like you made an LOTR themed movie just to ensure you get a high score no matter how shitty your movie is... just like how you use the Matrix and Final Fantasy to get fanboys to fiven.
So in conclusion, I can see why more and more people are starting to say you are overrated. This shit sucks! Bad presentation, stolen jokes, and feeding off the popularity of LOTR = BLAM.