NOT AMUSING....
This so called movie was really quite crap. Though it was a very, very little bit funny about once it was quite confusing. It lasts about two seconds and has one sentance. You have to click on the title about 5 or 6 times to even get the full movie thing. It was really quite boring and uninteresting.
OMG!
Bored with it within 2 mins... doing the dishes appealed to me more
THE ONE STRING TO RULE THE MALL!!!
This flash is quite funny. The best part about this flash is the ability to pause the movie. This feature is especially useful when multitasking such as chatting with someone on instant messenger while watching the movie.
Given the large download, it was helpful to create a download progress bar to inform the audience of how long to wait, which is most useful for dial-up users.
The biggest problem with this flash is the sound. Sometimes during the movie when a character shouts, the sound would burst, making the words painful to hear, especially when a character speaks "The One Ring to Rule Them All!"
Although this flash movie has superior graphics and style that is worthy of an overall 10, the poor quality sound reduces this to an overall 1.
// The ONE String to Rule THE MALL
String_ONE = "10" + "01" + "11" + "00";
The most boring Flash ever, fans have poor taste.
This can all be summed up all with one main problem: It’s so damn boring. It drags on, the overall length is way to long, the jokes ARE NOT funny, and the art is horrible. You can’t credit Blanchette with Animation (a term most of his fans don’t know the meaning of) because he had someone else do it, for what now, the fifth straight time?
Jokes: By God, these are bad, all miss the mark and absolutely anyone who finds any of them funny needs to either have their 12th Birthday, or look at other sources of humor first, then compare it to this trash.
“Bill… (x4) ooohh… twenty cents off laundry detergent!”
For one thing, that is extremely lame, and secondly, it’s only funny when it’s said on the show he steals all his jokes from; The Simpsons.
The Voice acting was TERRIBLE! Just stop with annoying voices, he’s almost as bad as Luke De Eyora when it comes to voice acting!
“Oh I did not just go there!” You’re not cool, you’re not black, and you’re not making anyone laugh with that line Blanchette.
That girl out-acted LF AND Boe!
Art is half-assed at best, a very weak effort, there is much better to be seen all around NG.
Credits: “Chris Boe would like to dedicate his hard work to…” Yeah, I see the real cry for help. Animating for that lazy guy while having to endure all his lame jokes and dull scenes just to try to get recognized, I feel sorry for LF’s next victim/animator.
It’s not so much the movie itself that pisses me off (but it still does), it’s all this praise that his “fans” are giving it. You know that when your entire fan club consists of 12 year olds who write reviews that barely get past one line full of misspelled words and leave no reason for their choices that it’s time to tell them to grow up and find a new idol.
Has it every occurred to you fanboys that he’s making fun of movies and parodying Video games that were made way before Bush was first elected President? (The Lord of the Rings books were made way before the 1960’s). Just a thought for you guys.
His fans and viewers should be thankful that he didn’t use his most overused joke in the history of his work more then once. Other viewers of his work know damn well what one I’m talking about before they even read the next line.
For the new viewers; “The one (item) to rule them all!”
By the way, I see his trick of trying to sneak in a Review Crew Pick, face it, it’ll never happen again.
I read a review that think we hate LF is because we’re jealous, no, we hate him because he sucks at writing and drawing, and you fanboys praise him for it. I like James Farr (Xombie) a lot better then Frog, he’s actually worth being jealous for. Farr is better at everything in general, but I’m not jealous of him, I praise him and thank him for his entertaining work.
Even some of your own fans have turned against you now Blanchette, face it, you’re just not good anymore at anything to do with Flash. Do us all a favor and just stop trying at anything computer related, stick to Deviant Art. All you’ve got left now fan-wise is a bunch of new guys who think that you’re great until they see that most of your movies have dropped out of the Top 50, which was long overdue.
By the way, there’s a saying that goes “If you aren’t getting better, you’re getting worse.”, think about that one really hard, both fans and Blanchette.
Two all out open questions to Joseph Blanchette:
1. Why do you always get other people to animate your work? “What are these other “things” you’re always so busy with? I know it’s because you suck at animating (look at your other works and compare them to when you had other people start doing it for you), but have you at least tried to improve?
2. It is obvious you don’t care about the disillusioned people that follow your work, why not read the good reviews they leave, learn to take some criticism, and improve? Work with something new, go with something they suggest, let them know you care about them. It sure as hell helped a lot of other Flash Author’s here, why not make some effort for once?
20 MINUTES LONG AND NOT A SINGLE MOMENT OF COMEDY
Someone send me an e-mail when LegendaryFrog makes something funny.
Oh I jest, LegendaryFrog will never make something funny.